All Three Are Going To Lie To You Never Ask A Woman Her Age

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All Three Are Going To Lie To You, also called Never Ask A Woman Her Age, is a three-panel exploitable built around a phrasal template that first appeared on Facebook in early 2013 and returned to wide use through Twitter in February 2022. The third panel is swapped for a joke or fact, turning the format into a bait-and-switch that dares viewers to look it up.

Overview

All Three Are Going To Lie To You, also known as Never Ask A Woman Her Age, is a three-panel exploitable built around the phrasal template 'Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and X'3. The third panel swaps in a new joke, question, or fact, turning the format into a bait-and-switch that dares viewers to look up whatever gets referenced.

The earliest known iterations used Rage Comics faces for the first two panels, with Derpina and Bitch Please carrying the original lines about age and salary3. Indian humor pages on Facebook kept the layout alive for years before Instagram accounts standardized the modern version in 20174, and a Twitter repost in February 2022 pushed the template back into wide circulation2.

How It Spread

Indian humor pages kept iterating on the layout through the mid-2010s. Facebook page Laughing Colours posted an edited version on June 5, 2014, that hit around 29,000 likes, then a rewritten iteration in June 2015 that reached roughly 533,000 likes3. Be Like Bro added its own take in March 2016 with about 20,000 likes.

On September 17, 2017, Instagram account @adultcharger reposted a cleaner version that became the modern template going forward, and later remixes copied its layout4. Chemistry lovers, GymMemes, and other Facebook pages published subject-specific variants across 2018.

Reddit picked the template up as shitpost material in April 2019. A /r/GamersRiseUp post earned over 650 points, and a /r/HistoryMemes entry about the Armenian genocide hit more than 6,300 points5. Fresh usage returned across Twitter and Instagram through 2021, and on February 19, 2022, Twitter user @jacksonbunz posted a version joking that indie musicians are the children of parents whose names appear in blue on Wikipedia, earning roughly 269,800 likes in four days and pushing the format back into heavy circulation2.

How to Use This Meme

The format typically keeps the first two panels intact, with the 'Never ask a woman her age' and 'Never ask a man his salary' lines untouched, and swaps the third panel for whatever the joke is targeting3. The punchline often works as a bait-and-switch, since the third-panel character is being told not to reveal something the viewer would obviously want to search next.

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