What is Connecticut Clark?

A character from the Flork of Cows webcomic universe, introduced as an average Connecticut man with no special powers who ends up dating Malfina the Demon Witch[3].

Where did Connecticut Clark come from?

Artist Flork posted the first Connecticut Clark comic to r/FlorkofCowsOfficial[2] and his Twitter account[1] on March 18th, 2019.

What does Connecticut Clark mean?

Clark functions as the ordinary-guy foil in the strip, with the humor coming from Malfina's blunt reactions and running Connecticut gags like the green "connecticut water"[3].

How do you use Connecticut Clark?

People typically remix the four-panel wedding strip, either swapping the dialogue for a new joke or layering the original Malfina and Clark text over an unrelated four-panel comic[3].

Is Connecticut Clark still popular?

The Clark Saga was still active as of late 2021, when Flork's total for the series reached twelve strips on r/FlorkofCowsOfficial[2].

Connecticut Clark

2019webcomic character / exploitablesemi-active

Published August 9, 2026

Connecticut Clark is a character from artist Flork of Cows's webcomic universe, first posted in March 2019 as an average Connecticut man who ends up dating Malfina the Demon Witch. The four-panel wedding strip from the original saga became a popular exploitable on iFunny, Tumblr, and Twitter.

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Overview

Connecticut Clark is a character from the Flork of Cows webcomic universe, drawn in artist Flork's minimalist white stick-figure style1. Within the strip he is introduced as an average man from Connecticut with no special powers or abilities, a running gag that sets up his straight-man dynamic with the strip's supernatural cast2.

The recurring storyline pairs Clark with Malfina the Demon Witch, an initially menacing character who rates him a "solid 4/10" and then agrees to dinner at his parents' house3. Bits like the green "connecticut water" Clark's family serves guests, the couple's eventual wedding, and Malfina's flat delivery became the identifying gags of the saga and later fuel for edits3.

Origin & Background

Platform

Reddit and Twitter (Flork of Cows), later iFunny / Tumblr (viral spread)

Creator

Flork of Cows

Date

2019

On March 18th, 2019, Flork uploaded the first Connecticut Clark strip to the r/FlorkofCowsOfficial subreddit2 and his own Twitter account1. The Reddit post pulled roughly 1,000 upvotes and the tweet gathered about 3,100 likes over the following three years3.

Later that same day, Flork posted the second strip on Reddit, introducing Malfina the Demon Witch with the line "MORTALS BOW DOWN, I AM MALFINA THE DEMON WITCH AN- woah dude you are a solid 4/10"3. A third strip on March 19th showed the "connecticut dinner" itself, complete with the green "connecticut water" gag3.

How It Spread

Flork rolled out the remaining strips of the original six-part saga through April 3rd, 2019, closing on a wedding comic that received about 1,500 Reddit upvotes2. On April 29th, 2019, he posted a compilation link of the full "Clark Saga" to r/FlorkofCowsOfficial, which pulled around 725 likes3.

By May 2019, Clark jumped off Reddit and Twitter and hit iFunny, where user @Camelot posted a captioned image reading "Repub If Youd Go To Clarks Wedding" on May 8th that racked up roughly 22,500 smiles4. Fan art followed by late 2019 from iFunny user @CrazyAnnoying45 in October and Twitter user @krnart in November3. Flork returned to the saga on May 4th, 2020 with a seventh strip about Clark adopting a stray dog3, which pushed the character onto Tumblr; user quackspot posted a "connecticut water" joke there on April 10th, 20205.

On April 16th, 2021, Flork added an eighth Clark strip that pulled about 2,300 upvotes, and by November 2021 the saga totalled twelve comics2. The four-panel wedding strip became the workhorse exploitable, with iFunny user @YulkyTulky posting an early text variation on September 16th, 2020 that hit around 82,900 smiles, and Tumblr user chierry uploading the first known image-layer edit on June 14th, 20213.

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