# Crossguard Lightsaber
Crossguard Lightsaber is the three-beam sword introduced in the November 2014 teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which set off a wave of fan parodies and engineering critiques calling the design impractical. Within days it was covered by The Verge, TechCrunch, Mashable and even The Colbert Report.
## Overview
Crossguard Lightsaber is a fictional weapon from Star Wars featuring a central beam plus two smaller beams jutting perpendicular from the hilt, echoing the shape of a medieval European crossguard sword[1]. It first appeared in the 88-second teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens released on November 28, 2014, wielded by a hooded figure trudging through a snowy forest[3]. The design triggered instant online debate over whether the flared side blades would protect the wielder's hands or slice them clean off[2].
Fans jumped on the impracticality angle within hours of the teaser dropping. Master bladesmith Kevin Cashen told the Washington Post that the setup 'would be very bad to have around your hand,' warning that any complex spinning motion would sear the user[1]. The Verge writer Chris Plante argued the crossguard emitters were themselves vulnerable to an opponent's blade, since lightsabers can cut through most materials[1]. That mix of weapon-nerd analysis and outright joke fuel turned the crossguard into an early breakout meme of the Force Awakens marketing cycle[4].
The format quickly settled into two lanes: photoshopped hilts with absurd extra blades or attachments, and mock-serious 'fixed' engineering diagrams proposing better guard geometry[2]. Both leaned on the assumption that the design was so obviously flawed it was ripe for redesign[4].
## Frequently Asked Questions
### What is Crossguard Lightsaber?
It's the three-beam lightsaber, styled after a medieval crossguard sword, that debuted in the Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser and quickly became a target of fan parodies[1].
### Where did Crossguard Lightsaber come from?
It first appeared in the teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens released on Movieclips Trailers on November 28, 2014[7].
### What does Crossguard Lightsaber mean?
In meme use it stands for over-engineered franchise design, with parodies mocking the small side beams as a hand-searing hazard rather than a protective guard[1].
### How do you use Crossguard Lightsaber?
Most common formats swap the crossguard for absurd extras (extra sabers, chainsaws) or show mock 'engineering fixes' like the redesign TechCrunch published[2].
### Is Crossguard Lightsaber still popular?
It is still referenced as a classic 2014 Star Wars meme, especially when new franchise gear gets ridiculed for impracticality, though the peak posting run was late November through early December 2014[5].
### Who created the Crossguard Lightsaber design?
The saber itself was designed by Lucasfilm for the film; the parody wave originated with anonymous illustrators on 4chan's /tv/ board on November 28, 2014[5].
### Why did fans mock the crossguard lightsaber?
Critics argued the perpendicular beams would fail to catch an opposing blade and would put the wielder's hand at 'grave danger of searing,' per bladesmith Kevin Cashen speaking to the Washington Post[1].
### Which character wields the Crossguard Lightsaber?
A hooded Sith figure shown in the November 2014 teaser, in a snowy forest[2].
### Did The Colbert Report cover the Crossguard Lightsaber?
Yes, on December 2, 2014 The Colbert Report ran a segment titled 'Lightsaber Controversy' about the online reaction to the design[6].
### Which news outlets covered the crossguard lightsaber meme?
Mashable, The Verge, TechCrunch, Vox, The Daily Dot and the Washington Post all published pieces on the reaction within the first week of the trailer's release[4].
### When was the Force Awakens trailer released?
The teaser dropped on the Movieclips Trailers YouTube channel on November 28, 2014, roughly 13 months before the film's theatrical release[7].
## References
1. [https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2014/11/28/7303233/please-hire-me-j/]()
2. [https://techcrunch.com/2014/11/28/here-star-wars-i-fixed-your-force-awakens-lightsaber-crossguard-for-you/]()
3. [https://www.vox.com/2014/11/28/7303103/star-wars-episodeVII-trailer/]()
4. [https://mashable.com/2014/11/29/star-wars-lightsaber-memes/]()
5. [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/crossguard-lightsaber]()
6. [https://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/umsrnb/lightsaber-controversy]()
7. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE]()
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