Doom Repercussions Of Evil
Published March 24, 2026
Also known as: Repercussions of Evil · Peter Chimaera Doom fanfic
DOOM: Repercussions of Evil is a 211-word Doom fan fiction written by Fanfiction.net user Peter Chimaera in 2002, famous for its deliberately terrible grammar and the twist ending "No, John. You are the demons / And then John was a zombie"1. The story spent years in obscurity before a YTMND dramatic reading in 2006 launched it into meme status, spawning thousands of parody variations, a TV Tropes trope, and an unlikely connection to official Doom canon7.
Overview
DOOM: Repercussions of Evil tells the story of John Stalvern, a space marine who has spent fourteen years expecting a demon attack on his UAC base. When the demons arrive, his superior "Cernel Joson" orders him to fight. John grabs his "palsma rifle" and engages a cyberdemon, but the ceiling collapses and traps them both. Then the radio delivers the famous line: "No, John. You are the demons." And then John was a zombie1.
The story packs an absurd amount of narrative into just 211 words2. Every line is quotable, from the father's warning "You will BE KILL BY DEMONS" to the demons' panicked "HE GOING TO KILL US" to John's battle tactic of having "plasmaed at him." The writing style is a master class in wrong tenses ("gotted," "oldered," "crackered"), misspellings ("palsma," "listenend"), and rank confusion ("Cernel Joson")6.
What makes it work as a meme is the structure. The story follows a rigid template: character waits, flashback to a childhood warning, radio call to action, brief fight, ceiling collapse, twist ending. That template turned out to be infinitely adaptable6.
Origin & Background
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
The most common way people deploy Repercussions of Evil is through the snowclone template. Pick any franchise, game, or situation, then follow the structure:
The wait. "[Character] waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were [enemies] in the base."
The childhood flashback. Character tells dad they want to join [profession]. Dad says "No! You will BE KILL BY [enemies]."
The radio call. "This is [authority figure]" the radio crackered. "You must fight the [enemies]!"
The brief fight. Character "gotted his palsma rifle" (or equivalent weapon).
The ceiling. "But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill."
The twist. "No, [character]. You are the [enemies]." And then [character] was a [monster].
Cultural Impact
Full History
Fun Facts
The name "Stalvern" appears to have been invented for this story. A cursory Google search suggests it didn't exist as a surname before 20022.
Peter Chimaera naming the protagonist "John" accidentally predicted the 2005 Doom movie, which also named Doomguy "John" three years later7.
The story's description of a collapsing ceiling trapping the player actually can happen in the original Doom games, where some crushing ceilings don't retract and can immobilize a surviving player inside the architecture7.
The animated adaptation includes a gag where John blasts through a wall with his palsma rifle, then calmly uses a door just a few feet away2.
Tom White maintained the Peter Chimaera persona for years, keeping a separate Fanfiction.net account (Hyena1) for properly written stories4.
Derivatives & Variations
Doom: Repercussions of Evil Mark II
— A full rewrite by Fanfiction.net user Osaka420 (February 11, 2008) that gives the story proper grammar and prose while preserving the plot, proving the Fiction Identity Postulate[4].
Garry's Mod adaptation
— YouTuber riff1 created a Source engine machinima of the story (June 5, 2008)[4].
Flash animation
— Newgrounds user Phobotech uploaded an animated version on December 13, 2010, receiving over 105,000 views[4].
Snowclone variations
— Thousands of franchise-swapped versions exist, including X-COM, Macross/Robotech, Warhammer 40K, and many others, compiled on wikis like 1d4chan[6].
"No X, You are the Y" comics
— DeviantArt hosts numerous comics and illustrations using the snowclone punchline format across various fandoms[9].
Dramatic readings and radio theater
— Multiple YTMND pages and YouTube videos feature performed readings, including "Kraplan's Radio Theater" performances[8].
Frequently Asked Questions
References (13)
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- 4DOOM: Repercussions of Evil - Know Your Memeencyclopedia
- 5Sydney (Microsoft)encyclopedia
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