# Goats Are Like Mushrooms > Goats Are Like Mushrooms is a 2012 nonsensical copypasta from 4chan's /b/ board featuring the deliberately absurd phrase "Goats are like mushrooms because if you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters," which spread through yearbook quotes and viral tweets. "Goats Are Like Mushrooms" is a nonsensical copypasta that reads: "Goats are like mushrooms. Because if you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters." First surfacing on Reddit in 2012 with claimed origins on 4chan's /b/ board, the deliberately absurd phrase spread across social media for over a decade, popping up in yearbook quotes, viral tweets, and eventually political memes falsely attributing the quote to Joe Biden during the 2020 presidential election[1]. ## Origin The exact creator of the phrase is unknown. The earliest archived version appeared on Reddit's r/funny subreddit on February 29, 2012, posted by a user who later deleted their account[2]. The poster claimed they had found the image on 4chan's /b/ board, suggesting the meme existed in some form before the Reddit post. That post pulled in over 1,100 upvotes (87% upvoted) and 495 comments[2]. A nearly decade-old piece of copypasta by the time it reached mainstream attention, the quote's true first appearance on /b/ has never been pinpointed[1]. - **Platform:** 4chan /b/ (claimed), Reddit r/funny (earliest archived post) - **Creator:** Unknown (original author), anonymous Redditor (earliest known post) - **Date:** 2012 ## Overview The meme consists of a single quote designed to be completely meaningless: "Goats are like mushrooms. Because if you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters." The humor comes from its structure mimicking a logical statement while containing zero actual logic. It sets up what sounds like an analogy ("goats are like mushrooms"), pivots to a non-sequitur conditional ("if you shoot a duck"), and lands on an unrelated confession ("I'm afraid of toasters")[2]. In its original image macro form, the text was paired with a photo of the "Operation Kinder" child (also called "Death Child" or "Victor") edited to have Osama bin Laden's beard on his chin[2]. The jarring combination of a disturbing image and gibberish text was peak early-2010s shock-absurdist humor. ## How It Spread The phrase quietly circulated online for two years before hitting a wider audience on Twitter. On June 6, 2014, the account @SeniorQuotesLOL shared an image of a man named Colby Cravens who listed the quote as his "life motto"[2]. The next day, Twitter user @MatthewEspinose tweeted the quote directly, picking up more than 20,000 likes and 6,900 retweets over the following years[1]. The copypasta found a natural home in yearbook culture. On May 22, 2018, Twitter user @priscizavalaa posted a photo of a high school yearbook featuring the quote from a student. That tweet earned over 28,000 likes and 9,200 retweets[2]. The yearbook image later landed on Reddit's r/iamveryrandom subreddit in 2019, where it pulled 18,000 points with 97% upvotes and 550 comments[2]. The meme's biggest second wave came during the 2020 U.S. presidential election. The quote began appearing on image macros paired with photos of Joe Biden, framed as though Biden had actually said it[1]. According to Snopes, this was done as a joke playing on Biden's reputation for verbal gaffes, but the misattribution spread widely enough to warrant a formal fact-check[1]. The quote also appeared on T-shirts and other merchandise during this period[1]. ## How to Use The quote works best in contexts that celebrate randomness or mock the idea of deep, meaningful statements: - Drop it as a non-sequitur in group chats or comment sections when conversation gets too serious - Use it as a yearbook quote or social media bio for absurdist humor - Pair the text with a serious or authoritative-looking image (politician, philosopher, stock photo of a businessman) for the contrast between the dignified presentation and the nonsense content - Post the original image macro format with the "Death Child" / bin Laden beard edit for classic shock-absurdist effect The key is the deadpan delivery. The quote reads like it should mean something, which is exactly what makes it funny. ## Cultural Impact The quote became a go-to example of "random humor" online, frequently referenced in discussions about whether randomness alone qualifies as comedy. Its appearance on r/iamveryrandom, a subreddit dedicated to mocking forced randomness, shows the meme sits right on the boundary between genuinely funny absurdism and "lol so random" cringe[2]. The Biden misattribution episode in 2020 pushed the copypasta into political meme territory. Snopes published a fact-check confirming Biden never said the quote, noting it had been circulating since at least 2012[1]. The incident illustrated how old internet jokes can be repurposed as political satire (or disinformation, depending on the audience's awareness). Merchandise featuring the quote alongside Biden's image appeared on various print-on-demand platforms[1]. ## Fun Facts - The original Reddit post landed on a leap day (February 29, 2012), making it impossible to celebrate the meme's exact anniversary most years[2]. - The image macro version used a photo from "Operation Kinder," a controversial shock image that was already circulating on 4chan before the copypasta was added[2]. - The @MatthewEspinose tweet from 2014 gained over 20,000 likes with nothing but the raw text of the copypasta, no image attached[1]. - Despite being a joke about meaninglessness, the quote's structure follows a surprisingly common logical template: "A is like B, because if C, then D." ## Frequently Asked Questions ### What is "Goats Are Like Mushrooms"? It's a nonsensical copypasta that reads: "Goats are like mushrooms. Because if you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters." The humor comes from its structure mimicking a logical analogy while containing no actual meaning[2]. ### Where did "Goats Are Like Mushrooms" come from? The earliest known post appeared on Reddit's r/funny on February 29, 2012, though the poster claimed to have found it on 4chan's /b/ board[2]. ### What does "Goats Are Like Mushrooms" mean? Nothing. That's the entire point. The quote is intentionally nonsensical, designed to sound like a meaningful statement while being complete gibberish[2]. ### How do you use "Goats Are Like Mushrooms"? People typically drop it as a non-sequitur in conversations, use it as a yearbook or bio quote, or pair it with authoritative-looking images for contrast humor[2]. ### Is "Goats Are Like Mushrooms" still popular? The meme saw a major revival during the 2020 presidential election when it was falsely attributed to Joe Biden, but its most active viral period was between 2014 and 2020[1]. ### Did Joe Biden actually say "Goats Are Like Mushrooms"? No. Snopes confirmed the quote is a copypasta that existed since at least 2012, years before it was attributed to Biden around the 2020 election[1]. ### Why was the quote attributed to Biden? The misattribution played on Biden's reputation for verbal gaffes during his public appearances. It was likely created as a joke rather than serious disinformation[1]. ### Who is the child in the original image macro? The image is from "Operation Kinder," featuring a child known online as "Death Child" or "Victor," digitally edited to have Osama bin Laden's beard[2]. ### When did the quote first go viral on Twitter? June 2014, when @MatthewEspinose's tweet of the quote earned over 20,000 likes and 6,900 retweets[2]. ### Why do high schoolers use this as a yearbook quote? The quote's absurdist humor appeals to students looking for something memorable and random for their yearbooks, with documented examples appearing on Twitter as early as 2014[2]. ## References 1. [Did Biden Say 'Goats Are Like Mushrooms?' | Snopes.com]() 2. [Goats Are Like Mushrooms - Know Your Meme]() 3. [List of musician and band name etymologies]() --- Source: https://meme.com/memes/goats-are-like-mushrooms Published by meme.com — The Internet Meme Library