Lt Reginald Barclay On The Holodeck Computer I Want You To X
Lt Reginald Barclay On The Holodeck is a phrasal template meme featuring the Star Trek character instructing the Holodeck computer to simulate various scenarios. Originating on 4chan in January 2019, the format allows users to humorously critique games, events, or situations by describing their parameters as holographic simulations.
Overview
Lt Reginald Barclay On The Holodeck, also known as "Computer, I Want You To X," is an exploitable phrasal template meme based on Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Voyager. The format features Lieutenant Reginald Barclay, a character known for his social anxiety and holodeck addiction, standing in the Holodeck and instructing the computer to create a simulation4. The humor comes from describing real-world scenarios, video games, or events as if they were holographic programs with specific parameters.
The Holodeck itself is a virtual reality room aboard Starfleet vessels, capable of generating any environment or scenario. Janet Murray's 1998 book "Hamlet on the Holodeck" established the device as a foundational concept in digital narrative theory2. Barclay's characterization as someone who escapes into holodeck fantasies makes him the perfect vehicle for this meme format, as users channel his persona to "program" absurd or satirical simulations.
The template typically follows a specific structure: Barclay addresses the computer, describes what he wants simulated in detail, and often concludes with "disengage safety protocols" for added comedic effect1. This final instruction implies the simulation will involve dangerous or extreme elements, heightening the joke's impact.
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
To create your own Lt Reginald Barclay Holodeck meme, begin with Barclay addressing the computer with "Computer, I want you to..." followed by a description of the scenario you want to satirize. The key is to describe the scenario's elements as if they were programmable parameters of a simulation. Include specific details that highlight the absurd, nostalgic, or humorous aspects of your chosen subject. Finishing with "disengage safety protocols" adds the traditional punchline, implying the experience will be intense or chaotic. The format works best when mocking gaming experiences, sports events, cultural moments, or everyday situations by presenting their quirks as deliberate simulation settings.
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