
None Of These Words Are In The Bible
Published November 15, 2026
None Of These Words Are In The Bible is a reply catchphrase that users park underneath tweets stuffed with slang, kinks, or chronically online vocabulary to joke that nothing in the sentence would have appeared in any scripture1. Early versions of the line surfaced on Twitter as far back as December 2010, but the joke only caught on in mid-20212. By November 2021, @B6TGIRLS was applying it to tweets about Yassification, racking up roughly 173,000 likes in two months3.
Overview
The joke works as a deadpan one-liner. Someone writes a sentence crammed with modern slang, horny jargon, fandom shorthand, or shock-humor vocabulary, and a reply says "none of these words are in the Bible" to flag how far the language has drifted from anything a pastor could parse1. Urban Dictionary describes it as a response to anything "vaguely repulsive or strange," with the user acknowledging that a weird sentence has just entered the world4.
Writing conventions vary, with some posters typing "None Of Those Words Were In The Bible" instead5. The target of the reply is almost always a short post, and the comedy relies on contrast: the more contemporary or deranged the original wording, the funnier the scripture-flavored deflation underneath it3.
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