Bad Guys Vs John Wick

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Bad Guys vs. John Wick is a 2019 image macro series that jokes about how terrified fictional villains would be watching Keanu Reeves' hitman pick up an everyday object like a pencil or a crayon. The format took off on Reddit and iFunny after users riffed on the pencil kill running gag from John Wick: Chapter 2.

Overview

Bad Guys vs. John Wick is an image macro built around the running gag from the John Wick film series where Keanu Reeves' hitman can turn any household object into a lethal weapon, most famously a pencil1. The format typically pairs a grinning shot of Wick holding some innocuous item with a caption written from the perspective of enemies who thought they had him beaten once he ran out of bullets2.

The humor works because the joke is self-aware about the movies themselves. Characters in John Wick: Chapter 2 openly warn each other about the pencil kill, so the meme just extends that anxiety to any object a poster wants to swap in1. Later variants cycle through crayons, staplers and other harmless props to keep the punchline fresh3.

How It Spread

The format jumped platforms almost immediately. On May 22, 2019, iFunny user Jacob1336 reworked the image by swapping the pencil for a crayon, and the post cleared 110,000 upvotes within two days3.

The next day, May 23, Redditor -DefaultName- mashed the concept up with the "Pablo, Why Aren't We Alive" template, gathering roughly 23,000 points and 85 comments in 24 hours5. Over the following days more Reddit users cranked out variations that swapped in different mundane objects, cementing the crayon and pencil versions as the templates people kept returning to4.

The meme kept resurfacing whenever new John Wick sequels put Keanu Reeves back in the spotlight, since the household-weapons gag is a fixed part of the franchise's identity1.

How to Use This Meme

To make one, people typically pair a still of Keanu Reeves as John Wick holding a specific item, often a pencil or a crayon, with a two-line caption. The common convention writes the villains' relieved reaction first ("finally we are going to kill John Wick") and then Wick's move (picking up the object). Swapping the object for something even more absurd is the usual way to riff on the template.

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