
Cheddar Man
Published November 15, 2026
Cheddar Man is the nickname for a 9,000-year-old human fossil from Somerset whose February 2018 genomic reconstruction revealed dark skin and blue eyes, upending common assumptions about ancient Britons. The Natural History Museum's reveal triggered a short run of Twitter jokes mixing cheese puns on the name with half-serious thirst posts about the reconstructed face, which the BBC and The Independent covered within days.
Overview
Cheddar Man jokes split into two main formats. One batch played the dark-skinned reconstruction as unexpectedly attractive, with tweets asking who 'fancies Cheddar Man' or calling the bust an awkward crush of the day5. Other accounts worked the dairy angle, pairing the face with cheese-themed alternate names or images like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit reading a magazine called Cheese Monthly3.
Running under the jokes was a sharper argument about race and British identity. The Independent read the Cheddar Man reveal as a punchline against the long assumption that early Britons had been fair-skinned, with the Twitter reaction mirroring Brexit-era anxiety4. The museum used the dark-skin finding to correct older, lighter reconstructions of the same skeleton1.
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1903
The fossil is excavated from Gough's Cave in Cheddar Gorge, Somerset.
2018-02-07
The Natural History Museum announces DNA analysis showing Cheddar Man had dark skin, blue eyes, and dark curly hair.
2018-02-07
Twitter users respond with cheese puns and half-serious attraction jokes about the reconstructed face.
2018-02-08
BBC publishes a roundup of the Twitter reactions, and Twitter Moments collects the jokes into a dedicated feed.
2018-02
The Independent publishes a column reading the attention as a comment on British racial identity in the Brexit era.
How to Use This Meme
Posts typically take one of two angles. Cheese-based name riffs swap in dairy-themed alternates for the name or pair the bust with cheese-related pop culture like a Wallace and Gromit screenshot. Attraction tweets play the reconstruction as an unexpected crush, often with a 'who fancies' prompt or a hand-raise gesture.
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