Crayon Eater Marines Eat Crayons
Published August 12, 2026
Crayon Eater Marines Eat Crayons is a running military joke claiming that US Marines are dumb enough to snack on crayons, born from inter-service rivalry inside the American armed forces. The gag surfaced on Imgur and Facebook in the mid-2010s and got so big that Marines embraced it themselves, spawning edible crayon merchandise and an official 2018 National Crayon Day video from the Marine Corps.
Overview
Crayon Eater Marines Eat Crayons is a catchphrase and image-macro joke used by other branches of the US military, and by Marines themselves, to poke fun at the perceived low intelligence of the United States Marine Corps1. The joke pictures Marines mistaking Crayolas for food, riffing on the older stereotype that eating crayons is something toddlers and dim kids do3. Other branches shorten the insult by calling Marines 'Crayon Eaters,' a nickname that sits alongside older ones like 'jarhead,' 'leatherneck' and 'bullet sponge'2.
The format shows up as captioned photos of Marines with mouths full of crayons, cartoon comics where an Army soldier hands a Marine a helmet packed with glue and crayons, and TikTok videos where creators eat, review or hand out crayons on camera6. Marines took the insult and ran with it, turning up at military balls and social media posts munching crayons on purpose6. The joke often gets paired with the backronym MARINE, standing for 'Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential'6.
Origin & Background
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
Using the format typically means leaning into the 'Marines are dumb' bit rather than defending against it. Common versions include photos or videos of a Marine eating a crayon straight from the box, image macros of an Army or Navy character offering a Marine crayons as bait or reward, and captioned reaction images where a Marine's answer to any question is 'crayons.' Non-Marines often use the joke as a friendly inter-service insult, while Marines typically flip it into a badge of honor, with the MARINE backronym or lines like 'we know, we eat crayons' as the punchline4.
Cultural Impact
Fun Facts
The Marine Corps is the only US military branch PETA has publicly protested, a fact crayon-eater merch sites wear as proof the Corps is beyond caring6.
Terminal Lance cartoonist Maximilian Uriarte confirmed the crayon bit did not exist during his Marine service, which ended in 2010, even though the general 'Marines are dumb' joke was around1.
Frank Manteau found a Singaporean company making chocolate crayons with the sugar and chocolate stripped out to stop kids eating them, which he rejected as not really edible2.
Manteau originally ran a woodworking business called Kamikaze Woodwerks in San Diego before pivoting into edible crayons2.
The video game community briefly cloned the format as 'Titans eat crayons' in Destiny, until the original creator publicly walked it back over ableism concerns3.
Derivatives & Variations
Crayons Ready-to-Eat, Frank Manteau's line of colorable chocolate crayons pitched at Marines[2]
Mil Treats' branded 'Crayon Eater' merch and USMC-themed edible crayon products[6]
The MARINE backronym, 'Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential,' used as a punchline in crayon posts[6]
The Marine Corps' own 2018 National Crayon Day Facebook video showing an MRE full of crayons from the Army[6]
Titans Eat Crayons, a spinoff from the video game Destiny that the original poster later disavowed as ableist[3]
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