Desert Dilemma
Desert Dilemma is an exploitable image macro of a thirsty cartoon man crawling toward two desert signs and gleefully picking the one 21 miles away over water a quarter mile away. The comic surfaced online in 2006 and the recaption format took off on Tumblr in late 2016.
Overview
Desert Dilemma is an image macro built from a cartoon of a blond man on all fours in a desert, reaching a fork with two signs pointing opposite ways. One sign offers fresh water a quarter mile away, and the other points to something the man wants much more, usually 21 miles in the wrong direction5. He picks the long walk and looks gleeful about it, and that gap between obvious survival and clearly bad judgment is the whole joke.
Desert Dilemma edits swap the text on either sign to script whatever stupid decision the creator wants to mock. Later versions sometimes replace the man or the background, but the two signs and the crawling pose are the fixed parts of the format.
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
Making a Desert Dilemma edit typically means keeping the crawling man and both signs, then rewriting each one so the closer sign is the sensible choice and the farther sign is what the character clearly wants more, as with the 'Thots' recaption from Tumblr2. Common convention keeps the original '1/4 mile' and '21 miles' distances so the punchline reads at a glance.