How About I Slap Your Shit
Published August 29, 2026
How About I Slap Your Shit is a 4chan image macro pairing a wide-eyed still of David the Gnome with a threat cribbed from the 2010 Epic Beard Man bus fight video. It first surfaced on 4chan in February 2010 during the Epic Beard Man frenzy, and the mismatch between a soft children's cartoon character and the aggressive quote turned the David macro into one of the era's stock retorts to bad posts.
Overview
The macro takes a bug-eyed frame of David the Gnome from the 1987 Spanish animated series "The World of David the Gnome" and stamps a bold, all-caps threat across it, most commonly "How about I slap your shit?"3. The joke works on pure incongruity, a soft-featured children's cartoon character delivering the verbal opening move of a public bus brawl1.
Beyond the base David image, remixers built out a small template ecosystem, redrawing David as recognizable video game and pop culture characters while keeping the slap-your-shit caption locked in2. Users typically drop it into threads as a canned response to bad posting, dumb takes, or general rambling6.
Origin & Background
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
The classic build takes the wide-eyed David the Gnome still, adds bold Impact-style caption text reading "How about I slap your shit?" and posts it as a reply to a bad take, a dumb argument, or a rambling wall of text2. Common variants swap David for a video game or pop culture character while keeping the caption locked in place, or pair the David image with adjacent Epic Beard Man lines like "I'm a motherfucker."