"I Saw Flying Lotus in a Grocery Store..." Copypasta
Published August 30, 2026
The "I Saw Flying Lotus in a Grocery Store..." copypasta is a fake celebrity encounter story where the narrator claims a beloved musician or public figure acted like an obnoxious jerk during a mundane errand. First posted to 4chan's /mu/ board in June 2012 about experimental producer Flying Lotus, it spawned a mad-libs template that swapped in dozens of celebrities over the following years.
Overview
The copypasta follows a tight formula. A first-person narrator claims they spotted a famous person doing something ordinary like grocery shopping, then walks through the celebrity behaving like a complete jerk to strangers, cashiers, or the poster themselves3. The prank works because the subject is almost always someone with a squeaky-clean public image, so a reader who loves the artist briefly believes their favorite is secretly awful.
Common substitutions include Matthew McConaughey, Ryan Gosling, Anthony Fantano, Kendrick Lamar1, and Nintendo director Masahiro Sakurai. The core beats of banal setting, escalating rudeness, and a disillusioned narrator stay intact, while the celebrity, the store, and the small offense get swapped to fit whichever board or fandom is reposting it3. The rewrites are why the story keeps landing on new audiences years after the original.
Origin & Background
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
The template typically opens with the poster casually mentioning they saw a celebrity at a grocery store (or coffee shop, gas station, record shop), then pivots into a specific rude act like cutting the line, snapping at an employee, or berating a fan. It often includes concrete product details to sell the scene, and closes on a line about how the poster will never look at the celebrity the same way again3. Picking a universally-liked figure is the common convention that gives the swap its punch.