If Those Kids Could Read They'd Be Very Upset
If Those Kids Could Read They'd Be Very Upset is an image macro from King of the Hill where Principal Moss dismisses Bobby's protest sign because his audience can't read English. The exploitable format took off in 2020, letting people mock groups for being oblivious to criticism directed at them.
Overview
"If Those Kids Could Read, They'd Be Very Upset" is an exploitable image macro featuring Principal Moss from the animated sitcom King of the Hill. The format uses a screenshot of Moss delivering this dismissive line to Bobby Hill, who holds a protest sign. The humor comes from the irony that the target audience is incapable of comprehending the insult being directed at them2.
The template works by replacing the text on Bobby's sign with any criticism aimed at a particular group, while Moss's response implies that group lacks the awareness to understand the jab. This makes it functionally similar to the "That Sign Can't Stop Me Because I Can't Read" meme, both playing on willful or actual ignorance2. The format is popular for inter-group rivalries, whether between sports fans, military branches, or internet communities.
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
To use this template, find or create a two-panel image. The top panel shows Bobby Hill holding a sign, with the original text replaced by a criticism aimed at a specific group. Common targets include rival sports teams, competing fandoms, or internet communities. The bottom panel shows Principal Moss with the caption "If those kids could read, they'd be very upset."
The format works best when the criticism is something the target group would stereotypically deny or not understand. The joke implies the audience is either too ignorant or too stubborn to process the insult. Variations sometimes omit the second panel entirely, with users simply captioning images of Bobby holding edited signs.