
Kuzan Is Much Faster And Can Freeze His Opponents
Published October 23, 2026
Kuzan Is Much Faster And Can Freeze His Opponents is a copypasta catchphrase that started on /r/OnePiecePowerScaling on December 10th, 2024, when a Redditor used it to argue that the ice-wielding Blackbeard Pirate could beat anyone in a matchup poll1. Within days, power-scaling fans in other anime subreddits adopted the line as a joke template, with /r/Jujutsufolk users swapping Kuzan for Uraume in a Gojo matchup post that passed 3,800 points6.
Overview
The joke works by shutting down any power-scaling matchup with a flat, overconfident sentence: Kuzan, a former Marine admiral who joined the Blackbeard Pirates, wins because he moves faster and freezes the other character solid. Fans in /r/OnePiecePowerScaling started repeating the line underneath matchup polls as a lazy, self-aware argument, mocking the way power-scaling debates often reduce complex characters to a single stat12.
As the catchphrase spread, it turned into a snowclone. Posters swapped Kuzan's name for other ice-adjacent or speedy characters while keeping the exact sentence structure, turning any debate into a joke about freezing6. Edited manga panels, fan art reposts, and comment spam all helped carry the phrase, with some versions deliberately misspelling it as "Wuzan is much faster and can freeze his opponents" for extra absurdity7.
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How to Use This Meme
Posters typically drop the sentence under a power-scaling matchup, a vs. debate thread, or a tier list where the answer is obviously not Kuzan. Common conventions include swapping Kuzan's name for another ice user or any character the poster wants to joke about, as /r/Jujutsufolk did with Uraume against Gojo6. Edited manga panels showing Kuzan or other characters saying the line are also a frequent format4.
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