Kyubey
Published September 5, 2026
Kyubey (キュゥべえ), the white cat-like mascot from the 2011 anime Puella Magi Madoka Magica, debuted looking like an innocent magical companion before the show revealed his role as a manipulative alien harvesting the souls of teenage girls. That bait and switch turned him into a target of obsession on Japanese image boards, spawning the catchphrase 'Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!' and a wave of fan art dedicated to punishing him.
Overview
Kyubey fan art tends to run in one of two directions. The first is the 'Everybody Hates Kyubey' pattern, a running joke where illustrators draw him being maimed, crushed, or dismembered by the show's magical girl cast4. The second flips him into either a grotesquely muscular parody or a hyper-cute version, often paired side by side with a disturbing edit to remind viewers that his angel face is a lie4.
The catchphrase 'Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!' became the character's calling card, remixed by fans into 'Make a contract with me and become an [x]!' for whatever absurd role the poster wanted to swap in4. Kyubey also spawned the Shift JIS emoticon /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\, used on 2channel and Twitter as shorthand for creepy-cute menace4. Between the ASCII face, the pleading contract line, and the pattern of drawing him getting punished, Kyubey works less as a single image macro and more as a toolkit of interlocking bits.
Origin & Background
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
The Kyubey format typically works one of two ways. Fans either draw or edit him in some cute pose and then punish him for it (crushed, exploded, or being kicked by Homura is common), or they swap the ending of his catchphrase to fit any bit: 'Make a contract with me and become an [x]!' works with roles the poster finds absurd, from tax accountant to crypto trader. When you want the vibe without drawing anything, the ASCII face /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ often stands in on its own.