Nobody:
Published September 5, 2026
In September 2018, Twitter users started dropping a two-line joke that opened with 'Nobody:' or 'Literally No One:' and cut to some unprompted behavior below1. The setup mocked people volunteering opinions no one asked for, and it went on to spawn J.K. Rowling parodies, unicode road-crossing gags, and a dedicated TikTok effect2.
Overview
The joke runs on a strict two-part rhythm. Line one reads 'Nobody:' or 'Literally no one:', sometimes with a blank beat stacked between them for emphasis3. Line two names a person, archetype, or group and describes some pointless or attention-seeking thing they do anyway. The gag lands because the setup makes clear no one prompted the behavior, so whatever follows reads as self-indulgent noise.
Setups vary wildly. Some tweets stick to plain text, calling out white girls, Pisces, boys who game, or moms who insist they do all the chores3. Others use unicode and emoji art, most notably the road-crossing subgenre where a chicken, deer, goat, or college student mutters about needing to get across2. J.K. Rowling parodies mocked the author's habit of adding random Harry Potter facts long after the books were done1.
Origin & Background
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
Write 'Nobody:' or 'Literally no one:' on line one, leave an optional blank line for a beat, then on the next line name a person, group, or archetype and describe the pointless or attention-seeking thing they do anyway. Common conventions include swapping the subject for zodiac signs, high-school archetypes, or a specific celebrity known for oversharing, and pairing plain text with unicode art or emoji visuals for stronger delivery.