
Lizzo Has Taken X
Published November 2, 2026
Lizzo Has Taken X, also known as Lizzo Has Acquired X, is a Twitter joke in which users imagine the pop singer absconding with some priceless historical or fictional object, started in late September 2022 to mock conservative outrage over her playing James Madison's crystal flute at a D.C. concert. By early October 2022, Photoshopped images of Lizzo clutching the Infinity Gauntlet and Frostmourne were earning tens of thousands of likes.
Overview
Each post slots a famous object into the X position, so the joke can swap in anything from a 19th-century flute to a fantasy weapon. Users typically pair the phrase with a Photoshopped image showing Lizzo mid-heist, running away with the artifact or holding it onstage1. The gag works by pretending to take the conservative outrage seriously and then escalating it into cartoon theft.
Variants swing between history and pop culture. One strand focuses on real relics like Winston Churchill's theremin, while another leans fully fictional with items from Marvel films, Blizzard games or Tolkien's legendarium2. Posts stay short, since the phrase does the heavy lifting and the picture punches the joke home3.
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Origin & Background
How It Spread
Timeline
2022-09-27
Lizzo plays James Madison's crystal flute during her Washington, D.C. concert, loaned by the Library of Congress.
2022-09-29
Twitter user @IwriteOK posts "Lizzo has stolen Winston Churchill's Theremin," setting the template.
2022-09-30
@joshcarlosjosh jokes that Lizzo has taken the Infinity Gauntlet from Marvel's Avengers films.
2022-10-02
@chrissyxchip claims Lizzo has acquired Frostmourne from World of Warcraft, hitting 38,000 likes in a day.
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