My Name Is Walter Hartwell White Confession Copypasta, also called the Walter White Confession Copypasta or the Walter White Address Copypasta, is a block of text taken from a scene in Breaking Bad where chemistry-teacher-turned-meth-cook Walter White records a DVD that pretends to confess his crimes while actually pinning them on his DEA brother-in-law Hank Schrader1. The pasta opens with Walter reciting his full name and home address before spinning the false story that Hank ran the drug empire and forced Walt to cook2.

Online, the text is used two ways. People drop the opening lines ("My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico") as a mock formal self-introduction, and they swap in names of friends, celebrities or rival posters to accuse them of orchestrating an imaginary criminal plot3. Screenshots of Bryan Cranston's face from the taping scene are often paired with the text as an image macro on Reddit3.

The typical use is to open a post or comment with "My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico," then either continue the real monologue for comedic effect or substitute another person's name and address before reciting Walt's accusations against them. A common convention on r/okbuddychicanery is pairing the text with a screenshot of Cranston mid-confession.