My Sides
Published September 7, 2026
Overview
Urban Dictionary's first definition from October 2012 boiled the phrase down to "I split my sides," a reference to the physical strain of laughing hard1. The example use in that entry set the tone: a groaner pun ("what's 300 pounds, lives in the attic, only eats pizza and only drinks beer? you") followed by "I split my sides" as the reaction1.
The escalated variant "my sides are in orbit" pushes the joke further by pretending the ribs reached escape velocity, and it usually shows up in 4chan threads featuring absurd webms, sports fails, and crossposts to niche boards3.
Origin & Background
"My Sides" descends from "laughing 'til my sides hurt," abbreviated LTMSH, which appeared on Roshan's Humour List of internet acronyms as early as 1996, and its trimmed form first surfaced on October 27, 2000 in a blog comment reacting to a post titled "50 ways to get kicked out of the mall"2.