Navy Seal Copypasta

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Navy Seal Copypasta is a satirical rant where the poster threatens someone online with absurd military credentials like 300 confirmed kills and training in gorilla warfare. It first surfaced on the Operator Chan imageboard around 2010 and hit mainstream awareness through Reddit and YouTube in 2012.

Overview

Navy Seal Copypasta, also called the Marine Copypasta, Internet Tough Guy Copypasta, and Gorilla Warfare Copypasta, is a facetious wall of text written to look like a genuine threat from an unhinged combat veteran3. The classic version opens with 'What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch' and escalates into boasts about being the 'top sniper in the entire US armed forces,' racking up '300 confirmed kills,' and holding a degree in 'gorilla warfare,' a deliberate typo of guerrilla warfare that became the meme's most quoted line5.

The joke sits in the gap between the writer's grandiose claims and the trivial insult that supposedly set them off. Copy-and-paste variants stripped the original context so anyone could drop the block of text into a comment section as a mock response to a mild disagreement1. The comic typos, the 'over 700 ways with just my bare hands' brag, and the promise of a strike so precise it 'wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life' were widely quoted on their own long after the full rant faded from active use.

How It Spread

Navy Seal Copypasta broke out of imageboards on April 4, 2012, when Redditor fahottie posted a screenshot of the rant appearing as a YouTube comment to r/funny1. The thread pulled in over 20,000 upvotes and around 970 comments before it was archived. On May 22, 2012, the YouTube channel Copypasta Sings uploaded a musical rendition of the text that collected more than 87,000 views over the next nine months2.

The rant kept spreading through late 2012 and into 2013. On August 17, Urban Dictionary user 487j added an entry for 'gorilla warfare' defining it as the training 'fake Navy Seals' receive5. Newgrounds user JoePorter134 posted a dramatic reading on November 16. On January 10, 2013, Redditor LiterallyKesha compiled a list of notable variations in a submission to r/copypasta, drawing more than 75 upvotes and around 135 comments4.

On February 13, 2013, 10-year-old Richi Phelps in Mexico posted a Spanish-slang version of the rant to his Facebook profile, apparently unaware the text was copied. The post went viral overnight, drawing photoshops mocking his supposed 'extensive military training' and 'arsenal of weapons,' and Mexican outlet SDP Noticias covered the incident the next day (translated from Spanish)6. The rant took on a darker note in 2019 when the Christchurch mosque shooter placed a modified version inside his manifesto under a heading listing insults directed at him3.

How to Use This Meme

The typical use is to paste the full text as a reply to any minor slight or disagreement online, playing on the absurd escalation for laughs. Common variants swap the branch (Marine Copypasta), the training term (gorilla for guerrilla), the kill count, or the language, as Richi Phelps' Spanish version showed6. Truncated snippets like 'What the fuck did you just fucking say about me' often stand in for the whole rant in casual chat.

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