No, This Is Patrick
Published September 9, 2026
"No, This Is Patrick" is a catchphrase from a 2000 SpongeBob SquarePants episode where Patrick Star answers a Krusty Krab phone call with a spectacularly wrong reply. The line escaped the show in the mid-2000s through 4chan and YouTube mashups, and became one of the most reliable image macros for absurd non-sequitur replies online.
Overview
"No, This Is Patrick" is a quote from Patrick Star answering the Krusty Krab phone with the wrong name, then repeatedly failing to grasp that a caller is asking for the restaurant2. The scene works as a reaction because Patrick's confidence never wavers, which is the exact energy people want when replying to a question with a completely unrelated answer1.
Online, the format usually shows up as a screencap of Patrick holding the receiver with the caption "No, this is Patrick" pasted underneath, used as a reply to any question of the form "is this X?"3. A common newer variant pairs it with the "is this loss?" meme, where "No, this is Patrick" functions as the standard shutdown reply4. Video remixes lean on the same joke, splicing the audio into unrelated scenes so Patrick answers questions he was never asked5.
Origin & Background
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
Typical use is as a reply image to a question phrased "is this [thing]?" The image of Patrick holding the Krusty Krab phone gets posted with no extra caption, or with the quote pasted on top. The joke lands hardest when the original question is earnest or when the reply is completely off-topic, since Patrick's version of confusion is confident rather than apologetic.
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