Piracy, It's a Crime

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Published September 22, 2026

"Piracy, It's a Crime" is an anti-piracy PSA launched by the Motion Picture Association in 2004 that ran as an unskippable segment on DVDs worldwide. Its heavy-handed comparison of movie piracy to stealing cars, purses and TVs backfired, spawning the enduring "You wouldn't download a car" parody format that outlived the campaign itself.

Overview

The original 45-second spot cycles through shots of theft, a car, a purse, a TV, before landing on a young girl downloading a pirated film, with hard-cut text warning that piracy is a crime1. The mismatch between physical theft and clicking a download link struck viewers as absurd, and by the late 2000s the spot was widely mocked online4.

The parody format hinges on a "You wouldn't [verb] a [noun]" template, most famously "You wouldn't download a car," typically styled as mock demotivational posters using the PSA's block typography4. Users swap in impossible or trivial downloads such as houses, dinosaurs, or bagels. The joke works because the ad tried to shame viewers into compliance and instead handed them a reusable template for mocking rightsholders.

Origin & Background

Platform
Cinema and DVDs (source), Reddit (viral parody spread)
Date
2004

The campaign was formally launched on July 27, 2004 in Singapore as a joint project between the Motion Picture Association and the Intellectual Property Office of Singapore (IPOS). Senior Minister for State Ho Peng Kee unveiled the 45-second trailer at the Arts House in former Parliament House, with cinemas scheduled to begin screening the spot on July 291. Distributors then folded the trailer into DVD releases as an unskippable opening segment, giving it forced exposure to millions of home viewers. YouTube user avril134 uploaded a copy of the spot on May 4, 2006, giving it one of its earliest circulating homes online3. The MPA commissioned the campaign; the parody format that grew around it was built by anonymous internet users, with Reddit user augreeko as the earliest widely documented poster of the "download a car" edit4.

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