Piracy, It's a Crime
Published September 22, 2026
"Piracy, It's a Crime" is an anti-piracy PSA launched by the Motion Picture Association in 2004 that ran as an unskippable segment on DVDs worldwide. Its heavy-handed comparison of movie piracy to stealing cars, purses and TVs backfired, spawning the enduring "You wouldn't download a car" parody format that outlived the campaign itself.
Overview
The original 45-second spot cycles through shots of theft, a car, a purse, a TV, before landing on a young girl downloading a pirated film, with hard-cut text warning that piracy is a crime1. The mismatch between physical theft and clicking a download link struck viewers as absurd, and by the late 2000s the spot was widely mocked online4.
The parody format hinges on a "You wouldn't [verb] a [noun]" template, most famously "You wouldn't download a car," typically styled as mock demotivational posters using the PSA's block typography4. Users swap in impossible or trivial downloads such as houses, dinosaurs, or bagels. The joke works because the ad tried to shame viewers into compliance and instead handed them a reusable template for mocking rightsholders.
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