Pizza Crimes
Also known as: Crimes Against Pizza
Pizza Crimes is an internet catchphrase and community concept referring to images of pizza orders, cooking disasters, and unorthodox toppings that users consider disgraceful to the dish. The term took shape around 2013 on Twitter, where people began documenting their drunk pizza mishaps, and later grew into a thriving Reddit community with over 222,000 members dedicated to cataloging the worst offenses against pizza worldwide2.
Overview
Pizza Crimes refers to photos and stories of pizza that has been mistreated, mutilated, or topped with ingredients widely considered unacceptable. The concept treats pizza as something sacred and any deviation from broadly accepted norms as a punishable offense. Common categories include burnt disasters, bizarre toppings (kiwi, banana, curry), malformed shapes, improper cutting patterns, and general disrespect toward what many consider the world's most perfect food2.
The community around pizza crimes uses courtroom language for comedic effect. Subscribers on Reddit's r/PizzaCrimes call themselves "jury members," and posts frame offending pizzas as evidence in an ongoing trial against bad taste2. The meme works because pizza is one of the few foods with near-universal popularity, consumed at a rate of roughly 5 billion pies per year globally, making crimes against it feel personally offensive to a huge audience2.
The earliest recorded use of "pizza crimes" as a concept dates to October 17, 2013, when Twitter user @MaggieMcGilly posted about a pizza she'd accidentally burned beyond recognition4. The tweet itself was unremarkable at the time, picking up only six likes. But it caught the attention of BuzzFeed writer Katie Notopoulos, who included it in a listicle titled "30 Crimes Against Pizza Committed By Drunk People"1. That article compiled tweets from people documenting their drunk pizza disasters: cooking a pizza at 20 degrees for 350 minutes, placing one in the oven upside down, eating the paper plate instead of the pizza, and one person who folded a slice of shrimp pizza and stuffed it in her purse1.
The BuzzFeed piece gave the @MaggieMcGilly tweet wider exposure and established "pizza crime" as a recognizable category of internet content4. Before this, people posted photos of pizza gone wrong without a unifying label. The article provided that label.
Origin & Background
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
Pizza crimes follow a simple format. Users typically:
Encounter or create a pizza that violates common pizza conventions
Photograph the evidence
Post it to r/PizzaCrimes, Twitter, or another platform with language framing the pizza as a criminal offense
Cultural Impact
Fun Facts
The r/PizzaCrimes subreddit categorizes offenses into formal charge types including "Malformed," "Cursed," "Fruit," "Dropped," "Mistreated," and "Identity Theft".
One of the earliest documented pizza crimes involved someone so drunk they tried to warm their pizza in the fridge and stood waiting for it to beep.
A drunk duo denied service at a Eugene, Oregon pizza place reportedly used moonshine to light it on fire.
Tom Hanks was once photographed photobombing a drunk person at a pizza restaurant, and the image circulated as a wholesome pizza crime adjacent moment.
Experimental psychologist Charles Spence at the University of Oxford has studied why sweet toppings on pizza work for some people, noting that "sweet is the most-liked taste, so it is an easy win".
Derivatives & Variations
Altoona-style pizza discourse:
A specific subset of pizza crime content focused on this Pennsylvania regional style featuring American cheese on thick dough, which went viral after a Reddit post in 2022[3].
Drunk pizza crimes:
The original sub-genre documented by BuzzFeed, focused specifically on pizza disasters caused by intoxication, including cooking at wrong temperatures, eating plates, and storing pizza in purses[1].
Midwest sushi pizza:
A roll-style pizza creation by LoPiez Pizza that was posted to r/PizzaCrimes and sparked debate about where pizza ends and another food begins[4].
Frequently Asked Questions
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- 4Pizza Crimes - Know Your Memeencyclopedia
- 5Pizzagate conspiracy theoryencyclopedia