So This Is Where Major Cloog Lives— I Groom MINORS

So This Is Where Major Cloog Lives— I Groom MINORS works through a hard tonal clash. Worthikids' source cartoon shows a cheery mountain wizard launching into a long pitch about his handcrafted ale, and @DiamondsChest kept the voice acting and timing intact while rewriting every line as a Discord-grooming confession1. The redub opens with the title phrase, has the wizard greet his young visitor by name, then walks through specific accusations with the same enthusiasm the original uses to sell beer2.

Fan edits that followed kept the wizard-encounter structure but changed targets, scenarios, or music. Some versions replaced the Wizard Beer soundtrack with instrumentals from Friday Night Funkin'3 or Deltarune4, using the dub itself as a reusable format rather than a one-off bit. The humor leans on viewers accepting a serious accusation because the delivery is so absurd, which many posters joked about openly.

Posters typically take Worthikids' silent Wizard Beer cut and record new audio over it, keeping the wizard's cadence while writing out an escalating confession or callout. A common convention is to open with 'So this is where [name] lives' and sign off with an all-caps crime, which lets creators drop in whichever target their audience is dunking on that week.