Sphere Cow
Published September 29, 2026
Sphere Cow is a taxidermy sculpture by Hungarian artist Geza Szollosi that warps a real cow into a near-perfect ball with its hooves, tail and face still poking out. Made in 2009, the image floated around 'crappy taxidermy' blogs for years before Reddit's absurdist subreddits turned it into one of the staple mascots of ironic 2018 shitposting.
Overview
The joke of Sphere Cow lives entirely in the image itself: a real taxidermied cow stuffed and stitched into an almost perfect ball, with the hooves, tail, ears and startled face still sticking out where you would expect them1. There is no caption format baked into the piece, which is part of why it worked so well as a nonsensical punchline once absurdist subreddits picked it up2.
On /r/okbuddyretard the sculpture became a recurring character rather than a template, dropped into Who Would Win match-ups against other mascots like Walter Clements and repeatedly compared to the round selfie dog3. The picture also became attached to the older 'spherical cow' physics joke, which imagines a cow as a perfect sphere to make calculations easier, giving the image a second layer of humor for anyone who had sat through an intro physics class4.
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