We Rate Dogs
Also known as: @dog_rates · WeRateDogs · Dog Rates
We Rate Dogs is a social media account created by Matt Nelson in November 2015 that rates user-submitted photos of dogs on a scale of one to ten, except the ratings almost always exceed ten. The account's signature move of giving dogs scores like "13/10" or "14/10" alongside absurdist captions turned it into one of Twitter's most beloved accounts, spawning the viral catchphrase "they're good dogs Brent" and helping popularize the DoggoLingo internet dialect. What started as a joke from an Applebee's in North Carolina grew into a multi-platform brand with millions of followers and a legitimate business generating six figures annually.
Overview
We Rate Dogs operates on a simple but brilliant premise: people submit photos of their dogs, and the account rates them with a score out of ten. The catch is that every dog gets more than a perfect score because, well, they're all good dogs. Ratings typically land between 11/10 and 14/10, with the rare 15/10 reserved for truly heroic dogs6. Each rating comes paired with a fictional backstory or comedic caption that gives the dog a name and a personality. "This is Dewey. He's having a good walk. Arguably the best walk. 13/10 would snug softly" is a representative example14.
The account also rates non-dog animals sent in by followers, treating them "as if they were dogs" with deadpan captions like "We only rate dogs. Please don't send in Large Bashful Walri"8. This running gag of pretending confusion at receiving photos of other animals became a beloved recurring bit10.
On November 15, 2015, Matt Nelson, a 19-year-old golf management major at Campbell University in Buies Creek, North Carolina, launched the @dog_rates Twitter account5. Nelson had been inspired by Weird Twitter and noticed that any joke involving dogs on his personal account (which had around 10,000 followers) performed way better than his other content6. He was sitting at an Applebee's with friends when he set up a Twitter poll asking if he should create a dog rating account. The response was positive, so he posted his first rating right there at the restaurant, featuring the dog of the friend he was having dinner with3. That first post pulled 534 retweets and over 2,500 likes4.
"I got addicted to trying to make people laugh in that constrained character space," Nelson later told CNBC. "Every time I would post a picture of my dog or any content that had to do with dogs, it would do much better than my other content. That signaled that the internet loves dogs just as much as I did"3.
By that night, Nelson was flooded with "hundreds" of messages from dog owners asking for their pups to be featured3. He promoted the account from his personal Twitter, and within a week, @dog_rates had surpassed his personal follower count3. Three weeks after launch, New York Magazine ran a feature calling it a "weird dog-rating Twitter account" that scored a "10/10"10.
Origin & Background
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
The We Rate Dogs format is straightforward. People typically submit a photo of their dog to the account, and it gets rated with a score exceeding 10/10 alongside a humorous caption. The standard template goes: "This is [Name]. [Comedic observation about the dog]. [Rating]/10 [optional reaction]." For example: "This is Chester. He will help you check out. Hopes you found everything you were looking for today. 13/10 I would, yes".
When people send in photos of animals that aren't dogs, the account plays along with feigned exasperation: "We only rate dogs. Please don't send in [absurd animal name]. Thank you... 12/10". The joke is that the non-dog always still gets a rating above 10.
The "they're good dogs Brent" catchphrase works as a standalone response to anyone being negative or overly critical about something wholesome. It's deployed whenever someone misses the point by being pedantic or cynical.
Cultural Impact
Full History
Fun Facts
Nelson's name for the account, "We Rate Dogs," uses "we" because "I Rate Dogs" would look like "iRateDogs," which sounds like "irate dogs" (angry dogs).
Brant Walker, the real "Brent," put "They're good dogs Brent" on his wedding cake.
Nelson's most popular single post, a dog at the 2017 Women's March, cost him 1,000 unfollows (his worst day for unfollows by far) but gained him 37,000 new followers.
The highest rating ever given on the account was 1776/10, awarded to a dog named Atticus who was described as "quite simply America af".
Nelson was DMing Cole Sprouse for a year and a half trying to get him to submit his dog, with no response.
A data science analysis found that golden retrievers are the most frequently featured breed on the account.
Derivatives & Variations
"They're good dogs, Brent" meme
The September 2016 exchange became a standalone catchphrase and reaction meme, applied to other meme formats including the Carl meme. The screenshot was shared over 57,000 times[4].
Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings)
Nelson's spinoff account parodying "dog feelings," reaching 3.5 million followers and spawning a published book in October 2020[3].
We Rate Dogs: The Card Game
Released by Chronicle Books in 2019 for $25, a card game where players rate dogs on characteristics like floof, boopability, wag, sass, zoom, ears, and overall goodness[9].
#WeRateDogs book
Published in fall 2017, combining greatest hits from the account with original material[5].
DoggoLingo vocabulary
While not created solely by the account, We Rate Dogs was instrumental in spreading terms like "doggo," "pupper," "floofer," and "puppo" into mainstream internet slang[5].
Non-dog ratings
The recurring bit of "rating" clearly non-canine animals (hedgehogs, bears, walruses) with absurd species names like "East African Chalupa Seal" or "Iraqi Speed Kangaroo" became its own beloved sub-format[8].
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