Excuse Me Sir Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ

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"Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?" is a caption pasted onto photos of pushy animals or characters caught mid-approach. It started on FunnyJunk in October 2011 with a seagull perched on a bald eagle, and the format spread through 9gag and humor blogs over the next two years.

Overview

"Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?" is a caption slapped onto pictures of pushy or invasive animals and characters caught mid-stare or mid-approach1. The bit riffs on door-to-door evangelism, where missionaries from groups like the Jehovah's Witnesses or the LDS Church ring a stranger's bell with a near-identical opening line3.

The visual formula is loose. Any subject that looks like it just showed up uninvited fits: seagulls perched on other birds, polar bears wedged into windows, cats staring through screen doors, all wearing the same polite religious pitch1. The mismatch between the friendly missionary script and the wild-animal delivery is where the joke lives, and it works whether the caption is on a demotivational poster or a plain white-text macro2.

How It Spread

The format jumped platforms on October 7th, 2012, when 9gag user daffyduckydack posted a photo of a polar bear shoving its head through a house window under the caption "Excuse me, sir. Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?"4. In its first nine months that post picked up over 31,000 upvotes and 9,600 Facebook likes, pushing the joke well outside the FunnyJunk crowd3.

On January 10th, 2013, humor blog Daily Dawdle published a roundup titled "10 Animals That Wonder If You Can Spare a Moment for Jesus Christ," pulling together seagulls, bears, cats, and other creatures under the same caption1. A dedicated Facebook page using the full "do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?" phrasing went up on April 27th, 2013, cementing the longer version of the line as the recognizable one5.

How to Use This Meme

Grab any photo of an animal or character caught mid-approach, mid-stare, or somewhere it obviously does not belong: a bird perched on another bird's head, a bear at your window, a raccoon on your porch railing. Slap the caption "Excuse me, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?" on it, typically in white block text or as a demotivational-poster frame with black borders1. The subject's expression carries most of the humor, so pushier and more unblinking usually lands better2.

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