
Getting Mugged? Just Say No
Published October 29, 2026
Posted to r/ShittyLifeProTips in December 2018, this image macro offered absurd legal advice stamped on a stock photo of a man being robbed, claiming a mugger "legally cannot" take your possessions without consent. By September 2019, Redditors were rewriting the caption as "Getting banned? Just say no" and feeding the format into history memes and COVID-19 jokes.
Overview
The joke rests on pretending that mugging is a consensual contract. Over a stock image of a casually dressed man surrendering his wallet to an armed robber, the caption reads "Getting mugged? Just say no. Your robber legally cannot take any of your possessions without your consent"1. The humor comes from applying consent language, usually associated with sex education or sales calls, to a violent crime where consent is irrelevant3.
The stock photo itself, titled "armed robbery backgound, casual man and businessman on white," is a Shutterstock asset that predates the meme and shows the victim handing over money against a plain white background2. Variants typically keep that image intact and only edit the caption, swapping "mugged" for whatever situation the poster wants to deflect, from bans and arrests to disease. Libertarian pages picked up the original wording for actual political framing of property rights, including a widely shared Facebook post from Being Libertarian3.
Later snowclone versions sometimes photoshopped the victim's wallet or the robber's gun into other objects to match the new caption, while others left the image untouched and relied on the caption alone to carry the joke4.
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