Stock Photography
Also known as: Stock Photo Memes · Weird Stock Photos · Absurd Stock Photos
Stock photography, the commercial image licensing industry dominated by agencies like Getty Images and Shutterstock, became an unlikely goldmine for internet humor when users discovered the bizarre, staged, and often inexplicable images lurking in these libraries1. From the Distracted Boyfriend to Hide the Pain Harold, stock photos turned into some of the internet's most recognizable and endlessly remixable meme templates4. The trend of mining stock libraries for absurd content gained traction in the early 2010s, and dedicated communities like the Overly Specific Stock Photos Tumblr turned the practice into an art form2.
Overview
Stock photography memes draw from the vast libraries of commercial image agencies where photographers stage generic scenarios for licensing. The images are meant to illustrate concepts like "teamwork," "success," or "family conflict" for use in advertisements, corporate presentations, and editorial content1. But the staged nature of these photos, combined with vague or overly literal visual metaphors, creates an uncanny quality that makes them perfect meme material.
The genre covers a huge range: a man arguing on a banana phone in an office, a dog in a Santa suit wearing sunglasses, a woman wearing a dress made of lunch meat, someone riding a tiny tricycle in a business suit3. The disconnect between the artificial cheerfulness of stock imagery and the absurdity of the scenarios is what makes the whole category so memeable. Professional lighting and high production values applied to completely unhinged subject matter create a specific kind of comedy that the internet latched onto hard.
Stock photography has existed as a commercial industry since the mid-20th century, with agencies like Getty Images becoming major platforms for licensing royalty-free and rights-managed images1. The meme potential of these images was always latent, but it took the internet's collective attention to unlock it.
The shift from commercial tool to meme source happened gradually in the late 2000s and early 2010s as users began sharing the strangest images they could find in stock libraries. Tumblr played a key role in organizing this trend, with blogs like Overly Specific Stock Photos curating collections of the most bizarre offerings, including gems like "Reindeer Man Rides Bike while Santa Woman Talks on Banana Phone and Rabbi Tosses a Football while Holding a Menorah"2.
Blog posts cataloging "the worst stock photos" became a popular format. One such roundup from 2019 documented dozens of absurd images, from a man in XXXXL jeans pulled up to his shoulders to a poodle trimmed in Minecraft-style blocks3. These collections highlighted just how deep the well of weird stock content runs.
Origin & Background
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
Stock photography memes come in several formats:
Object Labeling (Distracted Boyfriend style): Find a stock photo showing a clear dynamic between subjects. Label each person or object to represent abstract concepts, creating an analogy. The Distracted Boyfriend template, for example, typically uses the boyfriend as someone making a choice, the girlfriend as the responsible option, and the other woman as the tempting alternative.
Captioned Absurdity: Take a genuinely bizarre stock photo and add a caption that either explains the scene in deadpan terms or creates a fictional narrative. The humor comes from treating the staged insanity as completely normal.
"You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about": Stock photos showing contrasting figures in the same frame get labeled to create comparison jokes.
Curated collections: Compile the strangest stock photos into themed roundups, adding commentary to each. This format works well for blog posts and social media threads.
The key to stock photo memes is the tension between the photos' commercial polish and their bizarre content. The best examples find images that were clearly created to illustrate some vague concept but ended up looking completely unhinged.
Cultural Impact
Fun Facts
The Distracted Boyfriend stock photo models "Laura" described how people laughed at them during the shoot because she had to maintain a serious expression while filming fake infidelity scenes in public in Girona.
One roundup of bizarre stock photos includes an image of a man in the desert using a laptop with no apparent Wi-Fi signal, elephants riding bicycles and scooters, and a business dog checking stock prices on a laptop.
The first known meme use of the Distracted Boyfriend had nothing to do with relationships. It was about Phil Collins abandoning progressive rock for pop music.
Getty Images, one of the world's largest stock photo agencies, generates revenue from both the original commercial use AND the viral attention these images receive as memes.
The New York Times Business section used the Distracted Boyfriend meme unironically to illustrate the Renault/Fiat Chrysler merger story in 2019.
Derivatives & Variations
Distracted Boyfriend Variations:
Users found other photos from Guillem's same shoot featuring the three stock models, creating extended storylines and sequels[4].
Historical Art Parallels:
A Twitter user noted in April 2018 that Joshua Reynolds' 1761 painting *David Garrick Between Tragedy and Comedy* was the "18th-century equivalent" of the Distracted Boyfriend, and the painting itself became a meme template[4].
Mission: Impossible Comparison:
In January 2018, social media users spotted similarities between the Distracted Boyfriend format and a *Mission: Impossible – Fallout* teaser image featuring Henry Cavill and Angela Bassett[4].
Distracted Groom:
A photo of a groom apparently checking out another woman went viral on Twitter in October 2018 as a real-world version of the stock photo meme[4].
Charlie Chaplin Version:
Film writer Peter Goldberg posted a scene from Chaplin's 1922 short *Pay Day* that mirrored the Distracted Boyfriend composition[4].
Venice Ice Cream Photo:
A July 2018 photograph of a woman eating ice cream near a couple holding hands in Venice went viral because of its visual similarity to the stock photo template[4].
Overly Specific Stock Photos:
A dedicated Tumblr blog that curates the most absurdly detailed stock images, turning curation itself into a meme format[2].