I Told You We Are Going To Watch X And Then You Can Leave
A September 2022 image macro pulled from Netflix's Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story, showing Evan Peters as Jeffrey Dahmer beside a TV that's been photoshopped to play a random or ironically bad movie, show, or game. The caption riffs on Dahmer's line to a victim, turning a threatening scene into a joke about being forced to sit through something dumb.
Overview
I Told You We Are Going To Watch X And Then You Can Leave is an image macro pulled from a scene in Netflix's Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story, in which Evan Peters, playing Jeffrey Dahmer, sits on a couch next to a VCR1. Editors swap the show on the TV for something ironic or memeable, like Shrek, Barbie: Swan Lake, or the Canadian drama North of 60, and pair the shot with the caption, "I told you we are going to watch X and then you can leave"3.
The line riffs on what Dahmer actually says in the source scene, "I told you, we're going to hang out, watch a movie," delivered as he slots a VHS tape into the VCR1. Photoshopping the on-screen media into something goofy or ironically bad flips a threatening moment into a bit about being stuck sitting through a bad show, and the same still gets recycled endlessly with different picks slotted into the TV.
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
The template typically starts from the same still of Dahmer at the TV. Creators drop in a title card, screenshot, or short video and rewrite the caption to name the show, film, or game being forced on someone. A "Play" variant covers video games instead of movies, and TikTok versions often keep the audio of Dahmer's original line and cut to the chosen clip playing on the TV4.