I Want to Fuck the X — Female bathroom sign icon with meme caption 'I want to fuck the female bathroom sign'.

I Want to Fuck the X

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Published November 2, 2026

I Want to Fuck the X is a hornyposting template where posters declare explicit sexual attraction to a character, emoji, or object that barely resembles a human form. Redditor Gross_pubes69 posted the earliest known example on August 13, 2020, picking Ellie Rose from The Henry Stickmin Collection1. Within a month, /r/okbuddyretard was flooded with versions aimed at the female Reddit Snoo mascot and Cheems Gijinka3.

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Overview

Posts pair an image of the target with a caption announcing the poster's desire, written in intentionally crude style matching /r/okbuddyretard's house humor3. Targets tend to be absurd: informational mascots like Snoo, abstract characters like Killer Bean, or anything whose silhouette only loosely suggests a body2. The joke works through irony. Nobody actually wants sex with the female Snoo or Cheems the dog, and the gap between the sincere horny declaration and the ridiculousness of the subject supplies the comedy4.

Variants play with the formula differently. Some pick anime subjects for a straighter hornyposting read, like the Mai Sakurajima bunny girl parody6, while others take the premise further by lusting after plain geometric shapes7.

Origin & Background

Platform
Reddit (/r/okbuddyretard)
Creator
Gross_pubes69
Date
2020

On August 13, 2020, Redditor Gross_pubes69 submitted a post to /r/okbuddyretard captioned "I Want to Fuck Ellie Rose," featuring the character from the Flash animation series The Henry Stickmin Collection, with the post reaching more than 6,500 upvotes within six months1. The related copypasta "Holy Fucking Shit. I Want to Bang X So Goddamn Bad," originally written in 2018 about Isabelle from Animal Crossing, had already given /r/okbuddyretard regulars an existing hornyposting vocabulary to riff on4.

How It Spread

On September 6, 2020, Redditor cyntrovert applied the caption to a character from the Flash cartoon Killer Bean, posting the first clear snowclone derivative that reached over 3,000 upvotes2. Five days later, alexalexmax uploaded a version targeting the female Reddit Snoo mascot, which broke out past 23,800 upvotes in six months, roughly four times the engagement of the Ellie Rose original3.

That Snoo post turned the caption into a /r/okbuddyretard staple. On September 12, 2020, Redditor BonixoHD submitted a version about Cheems Gijinka, the anthropomorphized girl version of the Cheems Shiba Inu5. Two days later, VinVin77 posted a parody aimed at Mai Sakurajima in her bunny girl outfit, scoring over 11,000 upvotes6. By June 22, 2021, qx0w had taken the template into /r/coaxedintoasnafu for a joke about circles resembling breasts7.

Timeline

2020-08-13

Gross_pubes69 posts the earliest known "I Want to Fuck Ellie Rose" meme to /r/okbuddyretard.

2020-09-06

Cyntrovert posts the first clear snowclone derivative, aimed at a Killer Bean character.

2020-09-11

Alexalexmax uploads the female Reddit Snoo version, which breaks out past 23,800 upvotes.

2020-09-12

BonixoHD submits a Cheems Gijinka version to /r/okbuddyretard.

2020-09-14

VinVin77 posts a Mai Sakurajima bunny girl parody that reaches over 11,000 upvotes.

2021-06-22

Qx0w carries the format into /r/coaxedintoasnafu with a joke about circles resembling breasts.

How to Use This Meme

Posts typically pick a subject that is clearly a bad target for genuine attraction, often an abstract drawing, logo, mascot, emoji, or object with vaguely body-like curves. The image is paired with a caption written in /r/okbuddyretard's deliberately misspelled, emoji-heavy style, playing up the sincerity so the horny declaration lands as absurdist comedy2.

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