Nobody:
Published September 10, 2026
The "Nobody:" or "Literally No One:" tweet format popped up on Twitter in September 2018 as a way to mock people who volunteer opinions nobody asked for. It hit peak virality that autumn and winter, spawning sub-genres from J.K. Rowling Harry Potter parodies to emoji road-crossing scenes, and later landed on TikTok in May 2019 as an in-app effect used in tens of thousands of videos.
Overview
The joke works through a two-line setup. The first line reads "Nobody:" or "Literally no one:" (sometimes followed by an empty pause), and the second line reads "Me:" or names a specific person, group, or archetype, followed by the unprompted thing they said or did2. The gag lives on the imagined silence that gets interrupted before someone barges in with an opinion nobody solicited.
Riffs range from self-deprecating jokes about one's own weird behavior to targeted mockery of astrology posters, people who vape, and old classmates now running pyramid schemes2. Some entries drop the "Me:" second line entirely and instead name a stereotype ("a pisces:", "boys who are gamers:", "girls in their 20s:") before the punchline2.