Pokeparents, also known as Pokedads, is an Advice Animal image macro that pastes stereotypical parent, family member, or older friend captions over cropped pictures of Pokemon.

Where did Pokeparents come from?

The catchphrase 'If Blastoise was my dad, things would be different' first appeared on Paheal in June 2008, and the Advice Animal image is traced to a lost 2008 4chan 'Pokedads' thread.

What does Pokeparents mean?

The joke sells the fantasy that a giant powerful Pokemon like Blastoise would make a more competent parent than the real thing, dishing out blunt advice or protection a kid feels they missed.

How do you use Pokeparents?

Take a bulky first-generation Pokemon head, drop it onto the Advice Animal color-wheel background, and split a dad-style caption between the top and bottom lines.

Is Pokeparents still popular?

The catchphrase caught a Tumblr revival in August 2019 that cleared 35,000 notes on a single post, keeping the classic Advice Animal format in circulation over a decade after its debut.

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Published September 22, 2026

Pokeparents, also known as Pokedads, is an Advice Animal image macro that overlays stereotypical parent captions onto pictures of Pokemon. The format traces back to a 2008 4chan thread and the catchphrase 'If Blastoise Was My Dad, Things Would Be Different,' spawning a decade of Tumblr posts, DeviantArt fan art, and Reddit threads before catching a second wind in 2019 that pushed a single Tumblr repost past 35,000 notes.

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Overview

Most Pokeparents posts follow the standard Advice Animal template: a cropped Pokemon head sits over a color-wheel background, with white block text splitting a joke between top and bottom lines1. Blastoise anchors the format thanks to its bulky armored silhouette and the recurring 'If Blastoise Was My Dad, Things Would Be Different' catchphrase, though Charizard, Snorlax, and other beefy first-generation Pokemon get slotted in as stern-but-loving dad archetypes2.

The joke plays on the fantasy that a giant, powerful cartoon monster would be a more capable guardian than a real parent, delivering blunt advice, physical protection, or the older-brother energy a kid feels they were owed. Later riffs drop the Advice Animal frame entirely and use Pokedad fan art or in-game screenshots to run the same premise, which is why the tag survives past the original macro template.

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Origin & Background

Platform

4chan / Paheal (viral spread on Tumblr and Reddit)

Date

2008

The earliest logged use of the phrase 'If Blastoise was my dad, things would be different' surfaced on the imageboard Paheal on June 15th, 20083. The actual image macro is attributed to a now-lost 2008 4chan thread about 'Pokedads,' where an anonymous user cropped Blastoise onto the Advice Dog template with the caption 'Stick with me, kid / I'll protect you.' Because the thread dropped off the archive years ago, the original poster stays unconfirmed, which is why the meme is credited to 4chan writ large rather than a named artist.

How It Spread

After the 4chan thread vanished, the format kept jumping platforms. On July 8th, 2009, DeviantArt user unknownbias uploaded fan art built around the Blastoise catchphrase, and a December 6th, 2009 d2jsp forum thread collected variants including a series of Charizard dad macros from user Heretic. A FurAffinity post titled 'The Pokedads' followed on September 27th, 20103.

Tumblr picked the meme up on August 22nd, 2011, when user reallybutteryants-blog compiled Blastoise dad edits into a post that pulled in more than 1,500 notes. Reddit joined the party on January 19th, 2012, when /r/pokemon user GregPatrick uploaded an Advice Animals Blastoise meme that cleared 250 points at 81 percent upvoted3.

The catchphrase came roaring back on August 5th, 2019, when Tumblr user Spazerbeam posted a viral exchange around the 'If Blastoise Was My Dad' line. The post cleared 35,000 notes and pulled the classic Advice Animal template back into circulation a full decade after its debut1.

Timeline

2008-06-15

Earliest logged use of the phrase 'If Blastoise was my dad, things would be different' published on Paheal.

2008

Anonymous 4chan 'Pokedads' thread reportedly hosts the first Advice Dog style Blastoise macro; thread later disappears from the archive.

2009-07-08

DeviantArt user unknownbias uploads fan art based on the Blastoise catchphrase.

2009-12-06

A d2jsp forum thread collects Pokedad variants including a Charizard dad series from user Heretic.

2010-09-27

FurAffinity post 'The Pokedads (1/3) – Dad Blastoise' extends the format to the furry art scene.

2011-08-22

Tumblr user reallybutteryants-blog compiles Blastoise dad macros in a post that pulls in over 1,500 notes.

2012-01-19

Reddit user GregPatrick posts a Blastoise Advice Animal to /r/pokemon; it clears 250 points at 81 percent upvoted.

2019-08-05

Tumblr user Spazerbeam revives the 'If Blastoise Was My Dad' catchphrase with a viral exchange that clears 35,000 notes.

How to Use This Meme

Pick a bulky first-generation Pokemon (Blastoise is the classic pick), crop its head onto the color-wheel background used for Advice Animal posts, and split a dad-style caption between top and bottom lines. Common conventions include blunt life advice, protective older-brother energy, or direct riffs on the 'If Blastoise Was My Dad, Things Would Be Different' catchphrase.