Retarded Rowdy
Published September 24, 2026
Retarded Rowdy is an advice animal image macro featuring a crudely drawn version of Rowdy Roadrunner, the athletic mascot of The University of Texas at San Antonio. The format landed on Reddit in October 2018, with users stacking ironic captions over the ugly sketch to brag about pulling off trivially easy tasks.
Overview
The image at the center of Retarded Rowdy is a badly proportioned doodle of UTSA's Rowdy Roadrunner mascot, drawn well below the polish of the school's official athletic branding1. Captions follow the classic advice animal pattern, stacked as white impact-font text above and below the character, and frame the joke as an ironic humblebrag2.
Typical captions boast about entry-level or trivially easy achievements, treating chores like taking out the trash or showing up on time as major wins2. The comedy is bare-bones and self-deprecating, with the sloppy art doing most of the work by making even the smallest brag look pathetic. The gag rests on the visual contrast between UTSA's real, polished roadrunner logo1 and PieCrafted's rough sketch.