
Senator Armstrong's Speech
Published November 2, 2026
In the final boss fight of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Senator Armstrong rants to Raiden about memes, lawyers, and American decline, dropping the line "Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats." After YouTuber Stranding Reaper uploaded the monologue in March 2013, gamers quoted it everywhere, and by 2018 the full rant was pinned on r/copypasta as one of the series' signature speeches.
Overview
Senator Armstrong's Speech / Limp Dick Lawyers and Chickenshit Bureaucrats is a copypasta lifted from the climactic Raiden vs. Armstrong fight in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, where Armstrong rails against trivia news, celebrity gossip, and spineless politicians before trying to crack Raiden's skull1. Fans quote the full monologue verbatim or pull single lines like the "24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit" jab when venting about American politics or online discourse2.
The speech works as copypasta because the phrasing is already theatrical, so dropping it into a Discord server or subreddit thread reads as earnest ranting and absurd shitposting at once. Posters often pair it with Jamieson Price's booming voice-over from the game, screenshots of a bloodied Armstrong, or riffs that swap his targets for whatever subculture the poster is annoyed with that week3.
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