Smash Face On Keyboard, Post Results

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Published September 28, 2026

Smash Face On Keyboard, Post Results is a 4chan forum game from early 2009 in which posters literally slam their heads onto their keyboards and reply with the resulting gibberish. The dumb, low-effort premise jumped from 4chan to hundreds of gaming and hobby forums, becoming one of the defining chain-thread games of the late-2000s message board era.

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Overview

Smash Face On Keyboard, Post Results is a participatory thread game with a single rule in the title: bash your face against the keys and reply with whatever nonsense string comes out1. Each reply is a fresh strike, so threads fill up with long lines of garbled letters like "asdjkfhaskdjfhasdf," plus occasional lucky hits that produce real words for other posters to laugh at2. The appeal is the spontaneous, throwaway quality of the output and the low barrier to joining in.

Origin & Background

Platform
4chan
Date
2009

The game surfaced on 4chan in early 2009 as an anonymous chain thread, with no confirmed original poster tied to the format2. It was written up outside the site by May 17, 2009, when the blog Give Up, Internet ran a post calling the 4chan thread "the single most important site you will ever visit," one of the earliest external documents of the game spreading beyond its home board1.

How It Spread

By the end of 2009, hundreds of websites had mentioned the 4chan thread, and copycat threads appeared on unrelated discussion boards through 20102. The format was easy to graft onto any active forum, since it needed no art, no image host, and no rules beyond the title.

Gaming communities took to it hardest. Notable copycat threads appeared on Bungie, Explosm, FacePunch and NeoSeeker forums, with especially strong runs on Minecraft Forum, Pokemon Vortex and the MapleStory community BasilMarket2. A Facebook group built around the game passed 225 members and collected hundreds of wall replies during the same window2.

The format also seeded a small family of derivative forum games with the same low-effort structure, including "Type With Your Eyes Closed," "Swipe Your Hand Across Your Keyboard," and "Type With Your Keyboard Upside Down"2.

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