
That Seals The Deal. I Am No Longer A Fan
Published October 16, 2026
In July 2019, Baltimore Orioles fan @will61375 posted an angry farewell tweet after the team traded pitcher Andrew Cashner, vowing to drop his season tickets and never watch again. Other Orioles fans copied the wording within weeks, and by summer 2020 Red Sox, NBA, soccer and political Twitter accounts were pasting versions under unrelated news.
Overview
Posts following the template keep the structure fixed while writers substitute in whatever team, executive, politician or celebrity caused the latest fake grievance4. The joke rests on the specificity of invented details: an exact year the author claims they became a fan (1982), a season ticket purchase date (1996), and a reaction to news that often has nothing to do with the stated loyalty1.
Variations often target progressive statements or roster moves. When the Boston Red Sox posted a Black Lives Matter banner, @BlueJaysTroll substituted the Red Sox into the Orioles template and declared Elias the worst GM in history anyway2. That Red Sox version itself turned into its own sub-template that NBA Twitter accounts reused under basketball posts weeks later, with the GM slot filled by basketball executives instead3.
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Origin & Background
On July 13, 2019, Twitter user @will61375 replied to the Baltimore Orioles' tweet announcing they had traded pitcher Andrew Cashner with the paragraph that would turn into copypasta1. He wrote he had been a fan since 1982, a season ticket holder since 1996, and that general manager Mike Elias was "officially the worst gm in history." The reply itself picked up 15 retweets and 49 likes1.
How It Spread
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How to Use This Meme
Users typically keep the "since 1982" fan date, the "since 1996" season ticket line, the vow to not renew the plan or watch on TV, and the closing "worst gm in history" sentence4. They substitute the team name, the executive's name (sometimes a politician's or coach's), and reply the result under whatever news tweet they want to mock, as @BlueJaysTroll did with the Red Sox's Black Lives Matter banner in July 20202.
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