Time Is A Man Made Concept
Published October 3, 2026
Time Is A Man Made Concept refers to a Twitter joke format from February 2018 that pairs a Yoko Ono tweet about the illusory nature of time with mock conversations about missed deadlines, overdue chores and procrastination. The gag spread the week Ono posted and spawned a short-lived but widely shared template about dodging real-world responsibilities with cosmic philosophy.
Overview
The format works as a two-part setup. The top half quotes someone, usually a partner, boss or inner voice, demanding to know when a task will get done. The bottom half answers with Yoko Ono's exact tweet, which reads that time is a man made concept, that 'when' is not a relevant thing to think about, and that whatever is being asked about will happen yesterday or tomorrow1. The humor comes from using avant-garde philosophy to blow off dishes, deadlines and life choices.
Most entries are plain text screenshots or copy-pasted quote tweets rather than image macros, which kept the format cheap to replicate on Twitter in early 20182. Topics skew toward very normal procrastination, late reviews, undone chores, parental nagging about career progress, instead of anything about Ono herself54.
Origin & Background
How It Spread
Timeline
2018-02-23
Yoko Ono tweets the original line about time being a man made concept[1].
2018-02-23
@TomZohar posts the earliest known joke using Ono's tweet as a punchline about dirty dishes[2].
2018-02-24
@lukasneville's overdue-review version becomes the biggest hit, pulling 21,000+ likes[5].
2018-02-26
@Laur_Katz posts a self-directed version about getting her life together[3].
2018-02-27
@thinvalue uses the format for a jab about getting a 'real job'[4].
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