
Urinal Etiquette
Published October 4, 2026
Urinal Etiquette is a four-pane comic from 2010 that shows a man picking the urinal right next to a stranger when the whole row is empty. The anonymous image spent years bouncing around humor sites before Shaq posted it to Facebook in 2013, and later became a popular exploitable on Tumblr with the second character captioned to say absurd things.
Overview
Urinal Etiquette is a four-panel comic built around a single awkward beat: one man uses a urinal in an otherwise empty men's room, a second man walks in, surveys the long row of free urinals, and then plants himself at the urinal directly next to the first guy1. The gag works because it violates the unwritten rule that strangers maximize distance at urinals, a convention catalogued in Urban Dictionary entries like 'use the farthest urinal from someone else that you possibly can'2.
The comic became an exploitable because the second man's intrusion is a blank slot you can fill with any socially awkward confession. The most-copied template has him turn and announce something, with Tumblr editors swapping in lines like declaring his veganism or revealing some other overshare3. The humor hangs on the mismatch between the private, no-talking norm of the men's room and the inappropriate oversharing coming from someone standing one urinal over.
It sits inside a longer internet conversation about bathroom protocol that also includes xkcd creator Randall Munroe's 2009 blog post 'Urinal Protocol Vulnerability,' which analyzed the seating problem mathematically4, and Kurt Nellis's 2006 PSA-style YouTube animation about urinal rules5.
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How to Use This Meme
The common convention is to leave the first three panels untouched and change only the final panel, usually by adding a speech bubble to the intruder. The joke typically works best when the line is something that would be weird to say to anyone, let alone a stranger mid-pee, like a political declaration, a dietary preference, or an unprompted personal confession3.
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