You And Everyone You Know Are Dead And Your Kids Die Too
Also known as: Shep Smith Hurricane Warning · "Your Kids Die Too"
"You and Everyone You Know Are Dead, and Your Kids Die Too" is a catchphrase from Fox News anchor Shepard Smith's Hurricane Matthew coverage on October 6, 20161. Smith's blunt warning to Florida residents about the approaching Category 4 storm went viral almost immediately, drawing both praise for his directness and accusations of fear-mongering3. The clip gained a second life in October 2022 when users on Funnyjunk created a green-screen exploitable version, turning Smith's deadly serious weather report into a template for absurd video edits4.
TL;DR
"You and Everyone You Know Are Dead, and Your Kids Die Too" is a catchphrase from Fox News anchor Shepard Smith's Hurricane Matthew coverage on October 6, 2016.
Overview
Origin & Background
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
The meme works in two main formats:
Catchphrase format: Drop the quote (or a shortened version like "your kids die too") as a reply to anything that looks vaguely threatening, dangerous, or just mildly inconvenient. The humor comes from the massive overreaction. Someone posts about a spider in their bathroom? "You and everyone you know are dead."
Green-screen exploitable: Using the 2022 template, editors replace the weather map behind Smith with footage of something ridiculous, mundane, or absurdly dangerous. Smith then appears to be gravely warning viewers about whatever's on screen. The format typically works best when the replacement footage is either:
Something completely harmless (a toddler with a nerf gun)
Something genuinely chaotic but silly (the nunchaku guy)
A pop culture reference or video game clip
Cultural Impact
Fun Facts
Smith specifically noted he had no control over the hurricane's path: the entire warning hinged on a hypothetical 20-mile westward shift.
The "Dolores" phone call happened live on air with Smith's actual longtime friend, not a random caller.
Smith referenced Hurricane Andrew (1992) as a cautionary tale during the same broadcast, noting that hopeful residents of South Miami-Dade "were very, very hopeful, until they were dead".
Hurricane Matthew was described by the U.S. National Weather Service as "unlike any hurricane in the modern era," the most powerful to threaten northeast Florida in 118 years.
The Carl Weathers YouTube channel upload became the definitive version of the clip, hitting 2.4 million views before the green-screen revival even began.
Derivatives & Variations
Green-screen exploitable edits
— The primary derivative format, created by Funnyjunk user Bugkiller in October 2022, replacing the weather map with custom footage[4].
Nunchaku man edit
— The first known exploitable edit by fartsmcdougle, pairing the warning with footage of a man practicing kung-fu nunchaku, implying the martial arts display was the deadly threat[4].
"Hope is not a strategy, Dolores"
— Smith's exasperated response to his friend refusing to evacuate became a secondary quotable moment from the same broadcast[3].
Wedding segment
— Smith's admission that he'd be sent to cover deaths if too many people died, interfering with his family wedding plans, circulated as its own standalone clip[1].
Frequently Asked Questions
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