You And Everyone You Know Are Dead And Your Kids Die Too
Also known as: Shep Smith Hurricane Warning · "Your Kids Die Too"
"You and Everyone You Know Are Dead, and Your Kids Die Too" is a catchphrase from Fox News anchor Shepard Smith's Hurricane Matthew coverage on October 6, 20161. Smith's blunt warning to Florida residents about the approaching Category 4 storm went viral almost immediately, drawing both praise for his directness and accusations of fear-mongering3. The clip gained a second life in October 2022 when users on Funnyjunk created a green-screen exploitable version, turning Smith's deadly serious weather report into a template for absurd video edits4.
Overview
The meme comes from a live Fox News broadcast where Shepard Smith was walking viewers through the projected path of Hurricane Matthew as it bore down on Florida's Atlantic coast. Standing in front of a weather map showing cities like Melbourne, Daytona Beach, and Jacksonville, Smith dropped what might be the most brutally honest weather forecast in cable news history: "This moves 20 miles to the west, and you and everyone you know are dead. All of you. Because you can't survive it. It's not possible. Unless you're very, very lucky. And your kids die, too"2.
The delivery is what makes it. Smith isn't shouting. He's not panicking. He's just stating it like a fact, the way you'd tell someone the store closes at nine. That tonal mismatch between the apocalyptic content and the matter-of-fact delivery is exactly why the clip works as both a genuine public safety moment and comedy gold1.
On October 6, 2016, Hurricane Matthew was tracking toward Florida's eastern coastline. The storm had already killed at least 339 people in Haiti3. Smith was anchoring Fox News's round-the-clock hurricane coverage when he pulled up the storm's projected path and decided to explain, in the most direct terms possible, why people needed to evacuate2.
The key segment aired during the afternoon. Smith pointed to the weather map and laid it out: cities along the coast would be uninhabitable if the hurricane shifted just slightly westward1. The YouTube channel Carl Weathers uploaded the clip that same day, and it eventually racked up over 2.4 million views in six years4.
But that wasn't Smith's only memorable moment during the coverage. When his longtime friend Dolores Berhalter called in from Palm Beach Gardens to say she was staying put, Smith shot back with equal bluntness: "They were very, very hopeful [before Hurricane Andrew], until they were dead" and "Hope is not a strategy, Dolores!"3. In another segment, he explained his personal stake in the evacuation effort with characteristic honesty: "If too many of you perish, they'll send me down there and I need to go to this wedding, OK? Thanks"1.
Origin & Background
How It Spread
Media
How to Use This Meme
The meme works in two main formats:
Catchphrase format: Drop the quote (or a shortened version like "your kids die too") as a reply to anything that looks vaguely threatening, dangerous, or just mildly inconvenient. The humor comes from the massive overreaction. Someone posts about a spider in their bathroom? "You and everyone you know are dead."
Green-screen exploitable: Using the 2022 template, editors replace the weather map behind Smith with footage of something ridiculous, mundane, or absurdly dangerous. Smith then appears to be gravely warning viewers about whatever's on screen. The format typically works best when the replacement footage is either:
Something completely harmless (a toddler with a nerf gun)
Something genuinely chaotic but silly (the nunchaku guy)
A pop culture reference or video game clip
Cultural Impact
Fun Facts
Smith specifically noted he had no control over the hurricane's path: the entire warning hinged on a hypothetical 20-mile westward shift.
The "Dolores" phone call happened live on air with Smith's actual longtime friend, not a random caller.
Smith referenced Hurricane Andrew (1992) as a cautionary tale during the same broadcast, noting that hopeful residents of South Miami-Dade "were very, very hopeful, until they were dead".
Hurricane Matthew was described by the U.S. National Weather Service as "unlike any hurricane in the modern era," the most powerful to threaten northeast Florida in 118 years.
The Carl Weathers YouTube channel upload became the definitive version of the clip, hitting 2.4 million views before the green-screen revival even began.
Derivatives & Variations
Green-screen exploitable edits
— The primary derivative format, created by Funnyjunk user Bugkiller in October 2022, replacing the weather map with custom footage[4].
Nunchaku man edit
— The first known exploitable edit by fartsmcdougle, pairing the warning with footage of a man practicing kung-fu nunchaku, implying the martial arts display was the deadly threat[4].
"Hope is not a strategy, Dolores"
— Smith's exasperated response to his friend refusing to evacuate became a secondary quotable moment from the same broadcast[3].
Wedding segment
— Smith's admission that he'd be sent to cover deaths if too many people died, interfering with his family wedding plans, circulated as its own standalone clip[1].
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