Bitch Please
Bitch Please is a rage comic image macro built around a crudely drawn face of NBA player Yao Ming paired with the titular dismissal. The phrase itself predates the internet by decades, but the rage face version turned it into a standard reaction template during the early 2010s rage comic wave.
Overview
Bitch Please is a rage comic image macro built around a rough sketch of basketball star Yao Ming's face, mouth open in a look of amused dismissal2. People drop it under posts where someone brags about a skill and then gets shown up by someone objectively better, or as a general reaction to statements too absurd to take seriously2. The panel pairs the drawn face with the phrase in white block text, and the format joined the standard rage comic vocabulary alongside other single-frame reactions.
Urban Dictionary entries describe the underlying phrase as expressing incredulous disgust at claims that are false, outrageous, or delivered with unearned confidence1. That older slang usage carries a rougher tone than the image macro's playful mockery, but both work the same way: shutting down someone who is trying too hard.
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
Reply to a boast, an outrageous claim, or someone taking themselves too seriously by posting the Yao Ming face on its own or under a screenshot. It typically works best when the target believes they have said something impressive and the reply lands as a flat, unimpressed shrug rather than an argument.