Butthurt Dweller Gordo Granudo
Butthurt Dweller, also called Gordo Granudo, is an early-2010s image macro of a Finnish man with a ponytail and glasses paired with smug, judgmental captions. The picture escaped an IRC channel into caption-generator sites like MemeGenerator and Quickmeme, and a vector redraw of his face later showed up in rage comics as the geek character.
Overview
Butthurt Dweller, better known in Spanish-speaking communities as Gordo Granudo, is an image macro built around a photo of a Finnish man with a long ponytail and thick glasses3. Captions overlaid on the picture deliver smug, judgmental one-liners, usually aimed at women the poster claims he would never date. The mid-2000s webcam quality gives it a grainy look, and the Spanish nickname roughly translates as "fat pimply guy."
The template lived almost entirely on caption-generator sites in its heyday, where users pumped out thousands of variants of the same face with new insults4. A cleaner vector redraw of his face was later folded into rage comics as shorthand for the socially awkward geek character.
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
Grab the image and overlay a smug, judgmental line, typically in the "I could never date a girl who [X]" format or a similar dismissive one-liner about someone the poster looks down on. Older captions used Impact font in white with a black outline, matching the standard image macro convention of the era.