
Empire Today Jingle
Published October 28, 2026
Empire Today Jingle refers to the catchy phone number song used in TV ads for the Chicago flooring company, voiced for decades by salesman Elmer Lynn Hauldren. Vine users turned the final bass note and bell ding into a punchline sting in May 2016, syncing it to dance fails and other kinetic clips. By mid-2019, Twitter posts were still citing the audio in jokes about chaotic family TV moments.
Overview
The audio joke uses the final bass note and bell ding from an Empire Today flooring ad as a comedic sting1. Editors sync the sound to a moment of impact in a clip, such as someone falling, dabbing, or slamming into something, so the ad audio punctuates whatever happens on screen3. Newer versions of the commercial switched to the toll-free number, with Hauldren saying 'Today' over a pitched-up fretless bass hit1.
Image versions often feature Hauldren himself or the CGI replica of him from the 2004 to 2015 ad end tags, spliced into formats like Nut Button3. Some edits deploy a loud distorted variation where the audio is pushed to maximum volume for shock humor5. The sting lands because viewers who grew up on cable TV in Empire Today markets know the sound instantly, so no caption is needed to deliver the punchline.
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Origin & Background
How It Spread
Timeline
2016-05-15
Vine user Jared wonago posts the earliest known edit, syncing the jingle to a man falling during a dance battle[2].
2017-01-27
Me.me scrapes an Instagram Nut Button edit by streetofmemes featuring the CGI Empire Carpet guy and a 'Call 800-588-2300' punchline[3].
2019-02-20
Twitter user @drevmcast tweets about the jingle playing during a loud family argument[6].
2019-07-11
@JustDanielOffic posts about the newer jingle sounding different from the version viewers grew up with[7].
2019-07-15
@pausebreakalex tweets a joke about the 2019 Empire Today ad using the hashtag #empiretoday[8].
How to Use This Meme
Edits typically place the final bass note on the exact frame something hits, lands, or shocks the subject in a short video. Picking footage with a clear impact beat, like a dab, a crash, or a stumble, lets the ad audio hit as the punchline. Image macros often feature Hauldren's CGI face alongside wordplay riffing on the 'Call 800-588-2300' tagline.
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