I Like Turtles
Published August 30, 2026
I Like Turtles is a catchphrase from a 2007 KGW local news clip in which ten-year-old Jonathon Ware, face painted as a zombie at Portland's Rose Festival, gave the answer as his entire on-camera interview. The awkward non-sequitur became one of the earliest YouTube viral video memes, spawning years of remixes, T-shirts, a Tosh.0 web redemption and eventually a Paramount Ninja Turtles ad reprise.
Overview
I Like Turtles is a three-word answer that made zero sense in context and that is exactly why it stuck. A Portland kid with zombie face paint was asked about his costume on live TV, ignored the question entirely, and dropped the line with the flat delivery of someone announcing the weather3. The clip works because the reporter clearly expects a cute quote about the fair and gets a total conversational dead end instead.
The format that grew out of it is less a template and more a running joke. Fans re-cut the audio into music videos, dubbed the line over unrelated footage, and pasted the phrase on T-shirts sold through Zazzle, Snorgtees, CafePress and other early e-merch sites12. Urban Dictionary logged the phrase in November 2007 as a stock reply for boring or dumb questions, which is roughly how people still use it in comment threads today4.
Origin & Background
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
The phrase is typically used as a deliberate non-answer, dropped into a conversation or comment thread when someone asks a boring, stupid or unanswerable question4. People often quote it in the same deadpan tone as the original video, sometimes paired with the screenshot of Ware's zombie face paint. It also works as a generic response to any turtle-related post.
Frequently Asked Questions
References (8)
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- 7
- 8