Prepare Your Anus
Published September 23, 2026
Prepare Your Anus is a catchphrase image macro that pairs a mock warning with photos of intimidating or unsettling characters. It surfaced on TeamXBoxForums and got its first known image macro on FunnyJunk in October 2009, then spread through Reddit and YouTube behind a snarling Ewok photo and the sibling variant Pepper Your Angus.
Overview
The template pairs the catchphrase with a photo or screenshot of a character wearing a menacing grin or unsettling stare, shown in YouTuber Plazmacharge's zoomed clip of a devious-looking boy1. Popular still-image variants include a CGI chipmunk from Alvin and the Chipmunks, a fuzzy Star Wars Ewok, and celebrity chef Ainsley Harriott holding a pepper mill, all pulled from wholesome media and captioned against type.
Prepare Your Anus works as a two-line caption on a still image, usually all caps 'PREPARE YOUR ANUS' up top with an optional expansion line underneath. Video and audio remixes drop the phrase as a punchline, and a deliberate typo variant, 'Pepper Your Angus,' runs as a parallel format across YouTube and forum posts2.