Bonsai Kitten
Also known as: Bonsai Kitty · BonsaiKitten.com
Bonsai Kitten was a hoax website launched in December 2000 that claimed kittens could be grown inside glass jars to mold them into specific shapes, like bonsai trees. Created by an MIT graduate student using the alias "Dr. Michael Wong Chang," the site triggered FBI investigations, mass email campaigns, and outrage from animal rights organizations, making it one of the early internet's most infamous examples of a successful troll.
Overview
BonsaiKitten.com presented itself as a guide to the "long lost art" of growing kittens inside glass containers3. The homepage opened with orientalist language about Western fascination with Far Eastern customs like tattoos, martial arts, and miniature sculpture, then pitched the idea that bonsai techniques could be applied to living animals3.
The site featured several sections: a "Method" page explaining that week-old kittens have skeletons soft enough to "bounce if thrown" and would conform to the shape of a glass bottle; a "Gallery" with four images of supposed bonsai kittens at various stages; and a "Sales" page offering live bonsai kittens and DIY supplies, with no actual way to buy anything3. A guestbook collected visitor reactions, many of which were outraged complaints, though plenty were clearly jokes3. Later updates added fake "research" claiming cat litter causes brain damage3.
The concept drew a loose parallel to real-world practices. Japan's square watermelons, grown inside glass boxes to make them easier to store and ship, showed that living things can be molded by containers1. The site's homepage also referenced Chinese foot binding as an example of reshaping living organisms3. But unlike watermelons, cramming a kitten in a jar would kill it long before any "molding" could occur, as Snopes pointed out3.
BonsaiKitten.com went live in December 2000, built by an unnamed graduate student at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology3. The student operated under the pseudonym "Dr. Michael Wong Chang" and hosted the site on MIT's own servers, running off his campus computer3. Beyond the website, Chang organized satirical in-person events at MIT, including attempts to "convert" people to "Team Bonsai Kitten" and tutorials on stuffing kittens into jars3.
The name riffed on bonsai, the Japanese art of growing miniature trees in small containers and shaping them as they grow3. Chang later admitted he expected people to recognize the satire immediately, adding that "from our incoming mail, it seems far fewer than 1 percent of respondents understand"3.
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Bonsai Kitten isn't a meme template people remix or reuse. It typically comes up in conversations about classic internet shock sites, hoaxes, and early web trolling. The usual format is someone sharing the URL (or describing the concept) to get a reaction out of an unsuspecting person, similar to other shock site link-drops like Goatse or Tubgirl4. The site is often mentioned in lists of "things you should never Google" or discussions about the wildest early internet content.
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Fun Facts
The site's creator held real-life satirical events on MIT's campus, including "converting" passersby to "Team Bonsai Kitten"3.
The concept of growing things in shaped containers is real: Japanese farmers have been growing square watermelons in glass boxes since the early 1980s, selling them for around 10,000 yen (about $83) each1.
Less than 1% of people who emailed the site understood it was satire, according to its creator3.
The MSPCA sent an armed investigator to MIT's campus as part of their inquiry into the site3.
The site's guestbook became a spectacle of its own, with a mix of genuine outrage and people clearly in on the joke3.
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- 3Bonsai Kittenencyclopedia
- 4Bonsai Kitten - Urban Dictionarydictionary