Borzoi Long Nose Dog
Borzoi Long Nose Dog is an image and video meme built around wide-angle 0.5-lens close-ups of borzoi snouts, which stretch the already lengthy nose into something cartoonishly surreal. It started on Vine in 2016 with a borzoi named Esper, went viral as an Instagram exploitable in October 2020, and exploded on TikTok in late 2022 paired with the Miss Piggy cover of 'Cellophane.'
Overview
Borzoi Long Nose Dog, often just called Long Nose Dog or Snoot, is a visual meme built around the borzoi, a Russian sighthound breed with a comically elongated snout, skinny frame, and shaggy fur1. The joke is almost entirely a camera trick, people crouch down, jam a phone's 0.5x wide-angle lens right up to the dog's nose, and let the lens distortion stretch an already long face into something that looks impossibly cursed2.
The format works because the dog itself is real. There is no Photoshop needed for most posts, just a curious borzoi and a fisheye-adjacent lens, and captions usually lean into surreal descriptors like 'soft soggert' or riffs on the classic bar joke 'why the long face'2. Later waves added Photoshopped edits and video set-pieces, but the core template stayed the same, a borzoi's snout dominating the frame while the tiny head recedes into the background3.
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
To make a Borzoi Long Nose Dog post, people typically use a phone camera's 0.5x wide-angle setting and hold it a few inches from the tip of a borzoi's nose so the snout balloons into the foreground1. Captions often riff on 'why the long face,' nickname the dog 'snoot' or 'soggert,' or overlay text that treats the nose as a physical mystery, like Twitter jokes about smells taking a long time to reach the brain2. For video versions, the common convention since December 2022 is to set the clip to the Miss Piggy cover of 'Cellophane' and let the dog's body movement carry the punchline2.