My Three Weed Smoking Girlfriends
My Three Weed Smoking Girlfriends is a Tumblr copypasta originating from a 2015 post where user thejorie claimed three women in a cannabis photoshoot were his girlfriends. The thread became famous for thejorie's escalating threats and absurd defenses against mockery, spawning comics and dramatic readings.
Overview
My Three Weed Smoking Girlfriends is a Tumblr copypasta that originated from a post by user thejorie, who shared a stock photo of three women in cannabis-themed clothing and claimed they were his girlfriends1. When other users began mocking the obviously fake claim, thejorie doubled down with increasingly absurd responses, including correcting people that marijuana cigarettes are called "bunts" (a misspelling of blunts) and describing how his girlfriends "all smoke weed bunts before we kiss"2.
What made the thread legendary was thejorie's escalation into full Internet Tough Guy territory. As more users piled on, thejorie responded with elaborate threat scenarios and roleplay descriptions of how he would physically attack commenters2. Whether thejorie was trolling from the start or genuinely committed to the bit became part of the mystery, but the over-the-top defensive responses transformed the post into one of Tumblr's most memorable threads.
The copypasta spread beyond its original context, with people quoting thejorie's distinctive phrases and recreating the escalating argument format. The phrase "weed bunt" became particularly iconic, often referenced as shorthand for the entire meme1.