Safety Not Guaranteed

1997Classified ad / YTMND fad / image macroclassic

Also known as: SNG · The Time Travel Ad

Safety Not Guaranteed is a late-2005 YTMND meme combining a 1997 classified ad seeking a time-travel companion with a stern-faced mullet man and Scarface's "Push It To The Limit" track.

"Safety Not Guaranteed" is an internet meme based on a joke classified ad seeking a time-travel companion, originally published as filler in the September/October 1997 issue of *Backwoods Home Magazine*1. The ad exploded online in late 2005 when it became one of YTMND's biggest fads, paired with a photo of a stern-looking man with a mullet and the *Scarface* track "Push It To The Limit"6. It later inspired a critically acclaimed 2012 indie film starring Aubrey Plaza and Mark Duplass2.

TL;DR

"Safety Not Guaranteed" is an internet meme based on a joke classified ad seeking a time-travel companion, originally published as filler in the September/October 1997 issue of *Backwoods Home Magazine*.

Overview

The meme centers on a brief classified ad with an absurdly deadpan tone:

> *WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.*

What makes the ad so funny is the collision of mundane classified-ad formatting with a completely insane premise. The writer treats time travel like a freelance gig, complete with payment terms and a liability disclaimer. The line "I have only done this once before" implies both that time travel is real and that it went badly enough to warrant a warning1.

On YTMND, the ad is typically displayed alongside a photograph of a stone-faced young man sporting a mullet, though this image was not part of the original print ad6. The combination of the man's dead-serious expression and the ad's matter-of-fact tone about time travel created an irresistible comedic package. Paul Engemann's "Push It To The Limit" from *Scarface* plays in the background on most versions, cranking the absurdity up further4.

The ad was written by John Silveira, Senior Editor at *Backwoods Home Magazine*, a publication mostly known for articles about rural living, fruit canning, and self-sufficiency3. One night in 1997, publisher Dave Duffy asked Silveira for some filler content to pad out the classifieds page. Silveira came up with two fake ads: one was a personal ad seeking a girlfriend, and the other was the time travel ad. Both used the same P.O. Box 322 in Oakview, California, which was Silveira's actual mailing address1.

The joke backfired spectacularly. The time travel ad drew thousands of responses from every U.S. state and every continent, including Antarctica. The personal ad got exactly five replies, four from women and one from a man1. Many respondents genuinely believed the ad was real. Some sent lists of weapons they could bring, others begged Silveira to travel back in time and prevent a loved one's death. Prison inmates wrote asking him to go back and talk them out of committing their crimes. A few even threatened him with bodily harm if it turned out to be a hoax1.

The ad's text actually came from the opening lines of an unfinished novel Silveira had been working on1. Before hitting the internet, the ad was featured on *The Tonight Show with Jay Leno* and discussed multiple times on NPR's *Car Talk*5.

Origin & Background

Platform
*Backwoods Home Magazine* (original ad), YTMND (viral meme spread)
Key People
John Silveira, axlbonbach
Date
1997 (original ad), 2005 (internet meme)

The ad was written by John Silveira, Senior Editor at *Backwoods Home Magazine*, a publication mostly known for articles about rural living, fruit canning, and self-sufficiency. One night in 1997, publisher Dave Duffy asked Silveira for some filler content to pad out the classifieds page. Silveira came up with two fake ads: one was a personal ad seeking a girlfriend, and the other was the time travel ad. Both used the same P.O. Box 322 in Oakview, California, which was Silveira's actual mailing address.

The joke backfired spectacularly. The time travel ad drew thousands of responses from every U.S. state and every continent, including Antarctica. The personal ad got exactly five replies, four from women and one from a man. Many respondents genuinely believed the ad was real. Some sent lists of weapons they could bring, others begged Silveira to travel back in time and prevent a loved one's death. Prison inmates wrote asking him to go back and talk them out of committing their crimes. A few even threatened him with bodily harm if it turned out to be a hoax.

The ad's text actually came from the opening lines of an unfinished novel Silveira had been working on. Before hitting the internet, the ad was featured on *The Tonight Show with Jay Leno* and discussed multiple times on NPR's *Car Talk*.

How It Spread

The meme went online on October 27, 2005, when YTMND user axlbonbach created the first "Safety Not Guaranteed" site, pairing the ad text and mullet photo with "Push It To The Limit". It racked up over 1.3 million views and kicked off one of YTMND's most prolific fads. By January 2012, there were more than 835 different Safety Not Guaranteed YTMND sites. The song was included on Volume 8 of the YTMND Soundtrack.

The fad came in three main flavors: straightforward recreations of the original, Photoshop edits placing the mullet man into various historical time periods, and mashups with other YTMND fads. Notable examples included a Sean Connery crossover, a *Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time* mashup, and a version where the time traveler goes back to replace YTMND with PTKFGS, the site's well-known alternate-universe joke.

On February 6, 2006, YTMND user Bluedemon7 vandalized the Wikipedia article for "Safety," inserting quotes from the ad. This sparked a wave of copycat vandalism by other users, forcing Wikipedia to lock the page from new editors. The incident was discussed on the article's Talk page for months.

The community also launched an "investigation" into the mullet man's identity. In January 2006, YTMND user vex5 claimed to have called a phone number associated with the P.O. box and received a suspicious response. When asked about time travel, the person on the other end paused, said "never call here again," and hung up. Other users called and reached an answering machine asking callers to "leave a message for Mark, Debra... also, Moses or Caesar!" The community speculated wildly that Moses and Caesar were historical figures retrieved via time travel, though they turned out to be a dog and a bird.

On October 31, 2007, user Blackadders2 posted a YTMND featuring the ad read aloud by Don LaFontaine, the legendary movie trailer voiceover artist. The site surged back to YTMND's top 15 on September 2, 2008, following LaFontaine's death.

How to Use This Meme

The original meme format is simple: pair the classified ad text (or a portion of it) with the mullet man photo. On YTMND, this was typically set to "Push It To The Limit." Common variations include:

1

Historical placement: Photoshop the mullet man's face into photos from different time periods (the Civil War, ancient Rome, the moon landing) to suggest he actually did travel through time.

2

Mashups: Combine the Safety Not Guaranteed format with other memes or pop culture properties. The ad text or the mullet man's face gets dropped into other templates.

3

Quote the ad: Use the ad text (especially "Safety not guaranteed" or "I have only done this once before") as a punchline or caption in unrelated contexts.

Cultural Impact

The meme's most significant cultural crossover is the 2012 film *Safety Not Guaranteed*, directed by Colin Trevorrow. The movie was one of the first to successfully adapt an internet meme into a feature-length narrative film. *HuffPost* described it as bringing "emotion to a meme," noting how Duplass and Plaza turned 36 words from a classified ad into a full romantic story.

The film launched multiple careers. Trevorrow parlayed its success into directing *Jurassic World*, while Jake Johnson was already gaining traction on *New Girl*. Derek Connolly went on to co-write *Jurassic World* as well.

Before the film, the ad had already crossed into mainstream media. It appeared on *The Tonight Show with Jay Leno*, was discussed on NPR's *Car Talk*, printed on T-shirts, and discussed on Craigslist and various online forums. The ad's text even showed up in video games, including a reference in *World of Warcraft* where mousing over a dragon in the Caverns of Time warns that "Safety is Not Guaranteed".

Silveira noted that the ad is "probably the only words I've written that will outlive me".

Full History

The Safety Not Guaranteed meme has an unusual arc: it began as a throwaway joke in a niche magazine, became an internet fad, then crossed over into mainstream Hollywood. Few memes can claim that trajectory.

Silveira wrote the ad in 1997 expecting maybe three or four responses. Instead, letters poured in for years. He kept hundreds in the trunk of his Honda Civic until the trunk leaked and mildewed most of them. Even after revealing the joke publicly, he expected responses to keep coming "until the end of time". The ad had already been appropriated by strangers online who used the same text with different P.O. boxes. Someone with "a bad mullet" even ran the ad with his own photo attached.

The YTMND era (2005-2008) was the meme's peak internet period. The original site by axlbonbach established the template that hundreds of others would follow. The community treated the mullet man as a genuine folk hero. A YTMND user named scrow posted a photograph he claimed to have found in his attic, apparently showing the same man during the American Civil War. Another user claimed to have visited the actual P.O. box address and found an empty lot with a note connecting the mullet man to John Titor, another internet time-travel legend, though this was widely ridiculed.

The meme's second life began when screenwriter Derek Connolly, a Miami native living in Los Angeles, encountered the ad online around 2007. "I probably came up with the story within ten seconds of reading the ad," Connolly told the *Miami New Times*. He initially assumed the ad was genuine and was drawn to its melancholy undertone. "There was something really sad about it all. What if he is really lamenting something from his past that he wants to go back and fix," he said.

Connolly wrote a first draft as a buddy comedy, but the script didn't click until he saw Aubrey Plaza in *Funny People* in 2009 and rewrote the lead role specifically for her. He shared the script with Colin Trevorrow, a fellow NYU grad he'd met while both interned at *Saturday Night Live*. Trevorrow signed on to direct his feature debut, and Mark and Jay Duplass joined as producers, with Mark eventually taking the male lead.

Trevorrow tracked down Silveira to secure permission. At their first lunch meeting, Silveira was armed. "He definitely thinks you need to bring your own weapons anywhere that you go," Trevorrow told *Wired*. Silveira became a friend of the production and made a cameo in the finished film.

The film was shot in Seattle and Ocean Shores, Washington on a budget of just $750,000, using a Sony F3 camera with old Panavision lenses for what Trevorrow called a "Hal Ashby look". It premiered at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival in January, where it won the Waldo Salt Screenwriting Award and was nominated for the Grand Jury Prize. Mark Duplass noted the production's good timing: "Aubrey and Jake attached, who were not... their TV shows were either not happening or not as successful as they are now. I think it's just a little bit of luck on our part".

*Safety Not Guaranteed* hit theaters on June 8, 2012 and earned strong reviews. It holds a 91% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes, with the critical consensus praising its "strong performances, beguiling charm, and heartfelt story". *Film Comment* called it "a rare gem rife with one-liners but without the gloss of hipster pretense". *IndieWire* noted it was "far more grounded, genuine, and moving than its conceit suggests". The film grossed $4 million domestically against its small budget.

For Trevorrow, the film launched a major career. He went on to direct *Jurassic World* (2015), one of the highest-grossing films of all time. In fall 2024, a musical adaptation of the film premiered at the Brooklyn Academy of Music.

Fun Facts

Silveira wrote both the time travel ad and a personal ad seeking a girlfriend using the same P.O. box. The personal ad got five responses total. The time travel ad got thousands.

Responses came from every U.S. state and every continent, including Antarctica.

The *Jerry Springer Show* invited Silveira to appear. He declined, saying he wasn't a good enough actor to pull it off.

The film was shot on a $750,000 budget and grossed $4 million domestically.

Director Colin Trevorrow's next film after this small indie was *Jurassic World*, which grossed over $1.6 billion worldwide.

Derivatives & Variations

PTKFGS crossover:

"Safety Not Guaranteed Changes Internet History" (March 8, 2006) depicted the time traveler replacing YTMND with PTKFGS, spawning its own counter-version called "Security Not Ensured"[4].

Don LaFontaine voiceover:

A YTMND featuring the famous movie trailer voice reading the ad, created October 31, 2007[4].

Civil War photo:

A supposedly antique photograph "found in an attic" appearing to show the mullet man during the Civil War era[6].

Wikipedia vandalism wave:

Starting February 2006, YTMND users repeatedly edited Wikipedia's "Safety" article to include the ad text, forcing page protection[12].

Film adaptation:

*Safety Not Guaranteed* (2012), a full feature film starring Aubrey Plaza and Mark Duplass[5].

Musical adaptation:

A stage musical premiered at the Brooklyn Academy of Music in fall 2024[5].

Frequently Asked Questions

SafetyNotGuaranteed

1997Classified ad / YTMND fad / image macroclassic

Also known as: SNG · The Time Travel Ad

Safety Not Guaranteed is a late-2005 YTMND meme combining a 1997 classified ad seeking a time-travel companion with a stern-faced mullet man and Scarface's "Push It To The Limit" track.

"Safety Not Guaranteed" is an internet meme based on a joke classified ad seeking a time-travel companion, originally published as filler in the September/October 1997 issue of *Backwoods Home Magazine*. The ad exploded online in late 2005 when it became one of YTMND's biggest fads, paired with a photo of a stern-looking man with a mullet and the *Scarface* track "Push It To The Limit". It later inspired a critically acclaimed 2012 indie film starring Aubrey Plaza and Mark Duplass.

TL;DR

"Safety Not Guaranteed" is an internet meme based on a joke classified ad seeking a time-travel companion, originally published as filler in the September/October 1997 issue of *Backwoods Home Magazine*.

Overview

The meme centers on a brief classified ad with an absurdly deadpan tone:

> *WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.*

What makes the ad so funny is the collision of mundane classified-ad formatting with a completely insane premise. The writer treats time travel like a freelance gig, complete with payment terms and a liability disclaimer. The line "I have only done this once before" implies both that time travel is real and that it went badly enough to warrant a warning.

On YTMND, the ad is typically displayed alongside a photograph of a stone-faced young man sporting a mullet, though this image was not part of the original print ad. The combination of the man's dead-serious expression and the ad's matter-of-fact tone about time travel created an irresistible comedic package. Paul Engemann's "Push It To The Limit" from *Scarface* plays in the background on most versions, cranking the absurdity up further.

The ad was written by John Silveira, Senior Editor at *Backwoods Home Magazine*, a publication mostly known for articles about rural living, fruit canning, and self-sufficiency. One night in 1997, publisher Dave Duffy asked Silveira for some filler content to pad out the classifieds page. Silveira came up with two fake ads: one was a personal ad seeking a girlfriend, and the other was the time travel ad. Both used the same P.O. Box 322 in Oakview, California, which was Silveira's actual mailing address.

The joke backfired spectacularly. The time travel ad drew thousands of responses from every U.S. state and every continent, including Antarctica. The personal ad got exactly five replies, four from women and one from a man. Many respondents genuinely believed the ad was real. Some sent lists of weapons they could bring, others begged Silveira to travel back in time and prevent a loved one's death. Prison inmates wrote asking him to go back and talk them out of committing their crimes. A few even threatened him with bodily harm if it turned out to be a hoax.

The ad's text actually came from the opening lines of an unfinished novel Silveira had been working on. Before hitting the internet, the ad was featured on *The Tonight Show with Jay Leno* and discussed multiple times on NPR's *Car Talk*.

Origin & Background

Platform
*Backwoods Home Magazine* (original ad), YTMND (viral meme spread)
Key People
John Silveira, axlbonbach
Date
1997 (original ad), 2005 (internet meme)

The ad was written by John Silveira, Senior Editor at *Backwoods Home Magazine*, a publication mostly known for articles about rural living, fruit canning, and self-sufficiency. One night in 1997, publisher Dave Duffy asked Silveira for some filler content to pad out the classifieds page. Silveira came up with two fake ads: one was a personal ad seeking a girlfriend, and the other was the time travel ad. Both used the same P.O. Box 322 in Oakview, California, which was Silveira's actual mailing address.

The joke backfired spectacularly. The time travel ad drew thousands of responses from every U.S. state and every continent, including Antarctica. The personal ad got exactly five replies, four from women and one from a man. Many respondents genuinely believed the ad was real. Some sent lists of weapons they could bring, others begged Silveira to travel back in time and prevent a loved one's death. Prison inmates wrote asking him to go back and talk them out of committing their crimes. A few even threatened him with bodily harm if it turned out to be a hoax.

The ad's text actually came from the opening lines of an unfinished novel Silveira had been working on. Before hitting the internet, the ad was featured on *The Tonight Show with Jay Leno* and discussed multiple times on NPR's *Car Talk*.

How It Spread

The meme went online on October 27, 2005, when YTMND user axlbonbach created the first "Safety Not Guaranteed" site, pairing the ad text and mullet photo with "Push It To The Limit". It racked up over 1.3 million views and kicked off one of YTMND's most prolific fads. By January 2012, there were more than 835 different Safety Not Guaranteed YTMND sites. The song was included on Volume 8 of the YTMND Soundtrack.

The fad came in three main flavors: straightforward recreations of the original, Photoshop edits placing the mullet man into various historical time periods, and mashups with other YTMND fads. Notable examples included a Sean Connery crossover, a *Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time* mashup, and a version where the time traveler goes back to replace YTMND with PTKFGS, the site's well-known alternate-universe joke.

On February 6, 2006, YTMND user Bluedemon7 vandalized the Wikipedia article for "Safety," inserting quotes from the ad. This sparked a wave of copycat vandalism by other users, forcing Wikipedia to lock the page from new editors. The incident was discussed on the article's Talk page for months.

The community also launched an "investigation" into the mullet man's identity. In January 2006, YTMND user vex5 claimed to have called a phone number associated with the P.O. box and received a suspicious response. When asked about time travel, the person on the other end paused, said "never call here again," and hung up. Other users called and reached an answering machine asking callers to "leave a message for Mark, Debra... also, Moses or Caesar!" The community speculated wildly that Moses and Caesar were historical figures retrieved via time travel, though they turned out to be a dog and a bird.

On October 31, 2007, user Blackadders2 posted a YTMND featuring the ad read aloud by Don LaFontaine, the legendary movie trailer voiceover artist. The site surged back to YTMND's top 15 on September 2, 2008, following LaFontaine's death.

How to Use This Meme

The original meme format is simple: pair the classified ad text (or a portion of it) with the mullet man photo. On YTMND, this was typically set to "Push It To The Limit." Common variations include:

1

Historical placement: Photoshop the mullet man's face into photos from different time periods (the Civil War, ancient Rome, the moon landing) to suggest he actually did travel through time.

2

Mashups: Combine the Safety Not Guaranteed format with other memes or pop culture properties. The ad text or the mullet man's face gets dropped into other templates.

3

Quote the ad: Use the ad text (especially "Safety not guaranteed" or "I have only done this once before") as a punchline or caption in unrelated contexts.

Cultural Impact

The meme's most significant cultural crossover is the 2012 film *Safety Not Guaranteed*, directed by Colin Trevorrow. The movie was one of the first to successfully adapt an internet meme into a feature-length narrative film. *HuffPost* described it as bringing "emotion to a meme," noting how Duplass and Plaza turned 36 words from a classified ad into a full romantic story.

The film launched multiple careers. Trevorrow parlayed its success into directing *Jurassic World*, while Jake Johnson was already gaining traction on *New Girl*. Derek Connolly went on to co-write *Jurassic World* as well.

Before the film, the ad had already crossed into mainstream media. It appeared on *The Tonight Show with Jay Leno*, was discussed on NPR's *Car Talk*, printed on T-shirts, and discussed on Craigslist and various online forums. The ad's text even showed up in video games, including a reference in *World of Warcraft* where mousing over a dragon in the Caverns of Time warns that "Safety is Not Guaranteed".

Silveira noted that the ad is "probably the only words I've written that will outlive me".

Full History

The Safety Not Guaranteed meme has an unusual arc: it began as a throwaway joke in a niche magazine, became an internet fad, then crossed over into mainstream Hollywood. Few memes can claim that trajectory.

Silveira wrote the ad in 1997 expecting maybe three or four responses. Instead, letters poured in for years. He kept hundreds in the trunk of his Honda Civic until the trunk leaked and mildewed most of them. Even after revealing the joke publicly, he expected responses to keep coming "until the end of time". The ad had already been appropriated by strangers online who used the same text with different P.O. boxes. Someone with "a bad mullet" even ran the ad with his own photo attached.

The YTMND era (2005-2008) was the meme's peak internet period. The original site by axlbonbach established the template that hundreds of others would follow. The community treated the mullet man as a genuine folk hero. A YTMND user named scrow posted a photograph he claimed to have found in his attic, apparently showing the same man during the American Civil War. Another user claimed to have visited the actual P.O. box address and found an empty lot with a note connecting the mullet man to John Titor, another internet time-travel legend, though this was widely ridiculed.

The meme's second life began when screenwriter Derek Connolly, a Miami native living in Los Angeles, encountered the ad online around 2007. "I probably came up with the story within ten seconds of reading the ad," Connolly told the *Miami New Times*. He initially assumed the ad was genuine and was drawn to its melancholy undertone. "There was something really sad about it all. What if he is really lamenting something from his past that he wants to go back and fix," he said.

Connolly wrote a first draft as a buddy comedy, but the script didn't click until he saw Aubrey Plaza in *Funny People* in 2009 and rewrote the lead role specifically for her. He shared the script with Colin Trevorrow, a fellow NYU grad he'd met while both interned at *Saturday Night Live*. Trevorrow signed on to direct his feature debut, and Mark and Jay Duplass joined as producers, with Mark eventually taking the male lead.

Trevorrow tracked down Silveira to secure permission. At their first lunch meeting, Silveira was armed. "He definitely thinks you need to bring your own weapons anywhere that you go," Trevorrow told *Wired*. Silveira became a friend of the production and made a cameo in the finished film.

The film was shot in Seattle and Ocean Shores, Washington on a budget of just $750,000, using a Sony F3 camera with old Panavision lenses for what Trevorrow called a "Hal Ashby look". It premiered at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival in January, where it won the Waldo Salt Screenwriting Award and was nominated for the Grand Jury Prize. Mark Duplass noted the production's good timing: "Aubrey and Jake attached, who were not... their TV shows were either not happening or not as successful as they are now. I think it's just a little bit of luck on our part".

*Safety Not Guaranteed* hit theaters on June 8, 2012 and earned strong reviews. It holds a 91% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes, with the critical consensus praising its "strong performances, beguiling charm, and heartfelt story". *Film Comment* called it "a rare gem rife with one-liners but without the gloss of hipster pretense". *IndieWire* noted it was "far more grounded, genuine, and moving than its conceit suggests". The film grossed $4 million domestically against its small budget.

For Trevorrow, the film launched a major career. He went on to direct *Jurassic World* (2015), one of the highest-grossing films of all time. In fall 2024, a musical adaptation of the film premiered at the Brooklyn Academy of Music.

Fun Facts

Silveira wrote both the time travel ad and a personal ad seeking a girlfriend using the same P.O. box. The personal ad got five responses total. The time travel ad got thousands.

Responses came from every U.S. state and every continent, including Antarctica.

The *Jerry Springer Show* invited Silveira to appear. He declined, saying he wasn't a good enough actor to pull it off.

The film was shot on a $750,000 budget and grossed $4 million domestically.

Director Colin Trevorrow's next film after this small indie was *Jurassic World*, which grossed over $1.6 billion worldwide.

Derivatives & Variations

PTKFGS crossover:

"Safety Not Guaranteed Changes Internet History" (March 8, 2006) depicted the time traveler replacing YTMND with PTKFGS, spawning its own counter-version called "Security Not Ensured"[4].

Don LaFontaine voiceover:

A YTMND featuring the famous movie trailer voice reading the ad, created October 31, 2007[4].

Civil War photo:

A supposedly antique photograph "found in an attic" appearing to show the mullet man during the Civil War era[6].

Wikipedia vandalism wave:

Starting February 2006, YTMND users repeatedly edited Wikipedia's "Safety" article to include the ad text, forcing page protection[12].

Film adaptation:

*Safety Not Guaranteed* (2012), a full feature film starring Aubrey Plaza and Mark Duplass[5].

Musical adaptation:

A stage musical premiered at the Brooklyn Academy of Music in fall 2024[5].

Frequently Asked Questions